Champions....

Modi was talking about
Family-Planing & Birth Control in Parliament.
Lalu got Angry & said...

Look boy,

When you can't Play the Game, Don't make rules for Champions!!

Modi Fever

Zuckerberg to Modi - Sir do you know why I did not visit india during UPA?
Modi - why ?
Zuckerberg - They insisted me to rename Facebook to "Rajiv Gandhi Dost banao Yojana" ....

Short Name

After listening to short names of Narendra Modi (NaMo) and Rahul Gandhi (RaGa) two politicians left politics forever
1. Harish Goyal
2. Mukesh Tomar
Supriya Sule and Govardhan Tiwari are not responding......
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And Chobeyram Dubey commits suicide 

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-

Reaction after india's successful mars mission:-

Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga...

Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah..

Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife's name
"MARS TINA HOTTERS".

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities...

Geelani = We want Mars free from India...

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada balaatkaar hote hai. Hamar media naahi batavat hai..

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lelenge....

Bhindi ka Bhav

Fadu Joke”
Manmohan singh sabzi lene gaye..
Sabziwale se puchha:
“Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai..??”
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Sabziwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?
Muft me le ja..
Pehli baar aawaaz suni hai teri  

gathbandhan

Ek husband and wife bister par lete hue the. Achanak husband ka sex karne ka man hua.

Husband apni wife se puchta hai: Darling, kya mein apne ummeedwaar ko tumhaare ilaake mein khada kar sakte hai???

Wife neend mein thi, vo gusse se boli: Nahi.... Bilkul nahin

Husband bechaara chup ho gya lekin us se cntrol nahi hora tha... isliye vo hila ke so gya.

Thodi der baad wife boli: Sory dear! Aap apna ummeedwaar humare ilaake mein khada kar sakte ho.

Husband bola: Ab koi jarurat nahi hai, hamare ummeedwaar ne Congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.

Pakhi Sawant

Pakhi Sawant is preparing statements for 2014 elections...
"I Love Sea Food, Specially Porns !!!" ~ Rakhi Sawant
"For God's sex, stop making fun of my English." ~ Rakhi Sawant
i went to Dentist to show my Tits.............. ~ Rakhi Sawant
"This year I am standing for Erections" ~ Rakhi Sawant
If you will give me chance i will give my breast...... ~ Rakhi Sawant
Please don't condom me for my mistakes ~ Rakhi Sawant
Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?” Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!"

Prime Minister of India

Student in 1st standard was asked question today... Who is the Prime Minister of India??

A student replied Narendra Modi..

Teacher scloded the student that Prime Minister of India is Manmohan Singh

The student replied that you r preparing us for exams in June and when this question will be asked in exam in June.. Narendra Modi will be the Prime Minister.

Manmohan

एकदा मनमोहन झाडाला लटकलेला असतो ,
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ते बघून
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राहुल ( हसत हसत ) : " अशानी उंची नाही वाढणार , आईला सांग दुधासोबत कॉम्प्ल्यान देयला."
:
मनमोहन ( रागाने ) : मग तुझ्याच आईला सांग ना.. !!

( ज्याला समजल त्याने लाईक करा बाकीच्यांनी आस्था पाहत बसा )

Wife Rocks

Ek minister ne apni young and hot biwi ko poocha, "sach sach
batao... kitni baar mujhse bewafai ki hai????
wife: 3 baar
minister: kab?
wife: yaad hai ek baar aapko court me saza milne
wali thi??? tab aapko bachane ke liye judge ke
paas gayi thi...
aur aap bach gaye.
minister: doosri baar kab?
wife: yaad hai ek baar aapko heart attack hua tha
aur hamare paas operation ke paise nahi they...
tab doctor ke paas gayi thi... aur aap bach gaye.
minister (rote huey):aur teesri baar??

wife: yaad hai jab aapko sarkaar banani thi aur 72
MLA kam pad gaye they...

2 New words added to the English Dictionary:

2 New words added to the English Dictionary:

Rupeed (ru-pee-d)-verb
Meaning:- Move downward, typically rapidly & freely without control, from a higher level to a lower level.
Usage in sentence: "I tripped & rupeed from the stairs." 

Well another word in dictonary now is...

Man-mohan- ed: Verb

Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman...

Used as : My wife & I had an argument; she yelled & I Manmohaned.. 

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beizzati

On the first day of an engineering college.. 

Teacher- everyone tell me which state are you from and who is your CM?
Student 1- Bihar & Nitish Kumar.
Student 2- MP & Shivraj Singh Chouhan.
Student 3- Sir I don't know my state.
Teacher- What? you passed your 12th exam, you made it to IIT and you don't know your CM. Get out of the class, you

fool..

Student 3 goes out of the class, thinking-

"Aaj to beizzati hote-hote rah gayi, apne state ka naam batata to ye bhi batana padta ki mera CM Akhilesh Yadav hai*

Grand Masti

if The movie Madrass cafe is on "rajiv ghandhi"

Satyagraha is "anna hazare "
And 

Rajneeti is basd on "soniya gandhi"

Then grand masti is on Asaaram bapu  

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Silent

White House receptionist to OBAMA..
"Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything"
OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !!
He must be Manmohan Sing from INDIA

INR

USD = UNITED STATES DOLLAR
EUR = EURO
GBP = GREAT BRITAIN POUND
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INR = IZZAT NAHI RAHI    

Aaj ka Zamana

Aaj ke zamane me,

ek khubsurat
Ladki ke single
hone ke utne hi chances hai
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jitne Rahul gandhi ke PM banane ke.. Lol 

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GDP RATE

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot is to ask them is it's full form:

G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Papu

don't ask him to talk again !!!

Everyone was shouting PM doesn't
talk PM doesn't talk !!

Finally one day he spoke (15
august).

See the Result :-
1. Sensex fell down 700+ points.
2. Dollar reached 63 against Rupee. 
3. Petrol reached 80
4. Onion again 80 per kg..

Please guys don't ask him to talk again !!!

ASHIQUI

congress

New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's
Tiny
Eyes and
Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?
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NURSE : Power Cut !
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BABY : iski maa ki aankh
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abhi b congress ki hi govt h kya India me ?