Wife Rocks

Ek minister ne apni young and hot biwi ko poocha, "sach sach
batao... kitni baar mujhse bewafai ki hai????
wife: 3 baar
minister: kab?
wife: yaad hai ek baar aapko court me saza milne
wali thi??? tab aapko bachane ke liye judge ke
paas gayi thi...
aur aap bach gaye.
minister: doosri baar kab?
wife: yaad hai ek baar aapko heart attack hua tha
aur hamare paas operation ke paise nahi they...
tab doctor ke paas gayi thi... aur aap bach gaye.
minister (rote huey):aur teesri baar??

wife: yaad hai jab aapko sarkaar banani thi aur 72
MLA kam pad gaye they...