Indian wife and Husband

French girl to her boyfriend:-
I’m feeling so horny
“Make love to Me”

German wife to her Husband:-
I’m so drunk
“Fcuk Me”

American girl to her Husband:-
I saw porn today
I’m ready.
“Take Me”

Indian wife to her Husband:-
Aaj maine sir pe tel lagaya hai, aur baby ne bhi mere upar shaam ko su-su kar dia tha… Agar kuch karna hai to kar lo,, sab nipta ke main ek hi baar Naha lungi..

Qualities of Indians :-

Qualities of Indians :-

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo 
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2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa loo
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3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo
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4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta hai apne ko
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5. TV k remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge
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6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki waha party me jee bhar k daba sake.
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7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi  me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo
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8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango taki usse baad me ghar me use kar sake 

Aur Sabse Important

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9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, payment karne k baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
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Proud to be an Indian.

Powerful weapons

Nobody in the world can stop u from falling in love....
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But...
2 Powerful weapons can do that..
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Mummy's Chappal & Daddy's Belt
Exclusively Made in India 

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Indian Parents

According to indian parents-

the
mileage of vehicles is measured in
number of days........
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"Parso to bharwaya tha" "Do din
mein kaise khali ho Gaya ? "