choice

There was a German, an Italian and our Santa on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 
1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

The German said, "Shoot me right in the
head." (Boom, he was dead instantly.)

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then Banta said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Banta fell down
laughing. The guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then Banta said, "Give me another one of those
shots." So the guards did.

Now he was laughing so
hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

Banta replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"

Party

Pakistan also has started a new party after taking inspiration from AAP. ....

it is called
PAAP (Pakistan Aam Aadmi Party) ....

PAAP has declared intention of forming an alliance with
The LET (Lashker E Toiba) eventually this alliance will be known as ...
 PAAPLET 

Aroma of Mistress

There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines! After many years, he finds himself in the Halifax Theater in Canada , where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. 
The director says "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The Irish actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he was practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried "You have ruined me!"
The Irish actor was bewildered "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

Chinese

A Chinese man took a girl friend to his home and they started having sex.

Once he was done,he jumped out of the bed,ran to the window,took a deep breath then went under the bed and came out through the other side and started having sex with the girl again.

When he finished the 2nd time, he jumped off the bed went to the window,took a deep breath, went under the bed and came out from the other side then started having sex again..

He did this until the 8ths time. The girl was really impressed by his stamina.

After the 10th round she decided to try it for herself.

So she jumped off the bed, went to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and saw

9 Chinese men Hidden under the bed, naked.

JUST A JOKE..

BOMB

Obama:we havd 3 item bombs ?
1-Madonna
2-Angelina
3-Shakira
what do u have ?
Modi:we have Imraan Hashmi...
Professional bomb defuser

Tag Line

Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.

Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There's nothing like Australia

Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan's tourism tag line would be??

"Have a blast. It may be your last......"

PAKISTAN VS AMERICA

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother
asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I
became American, I was attacked by
two Pakistani terrorists.

Lalu Ka English Course...

Bill Clinton decided to teach" Laloo English,so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tution inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.

The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press,news reporters from allover the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens, and out comes Laloo -beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,
Bill looks totally dazed,his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has scratch marks all over his face.
Theshocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr.Clinton ?"
Bill replies : "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai !"

Chinese Item

Jackie Chan's wife dies 1 year after marriage..
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Santa tries 2 console Jackie but does'nt know what to say..
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Santa:" Hota hai yaar.. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti...     

Indian Rock..

Indian Rock.. 

Obama to Laalu you Know swiming.. ??

Laalu:" No..

Obama Tere se to kutta accha hai jo swim kar leta hai..

Laalu Tumko aata hai ??
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Obama:" Yeah!
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Laalu:" Sasura Fir tohre me aur Kutta me fark kaa..??    

Best joke in Britain

Best joke in Britain

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."