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A Sexy Girl Teaching a Guy Naughty Things

A Sexy Girl Teaching a Guy Naughty Things 


What Sexy Girl Do ?

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Race competition.....

Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bahaut Acha Hai Kitney ka Liya ?
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Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta Hai.🏃
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Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala aur Mai.
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Chori..

Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
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Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
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Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa "

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Bank Robbery

Gang of robbers broke a Bank
They found Bottles of Chilled Lassi instead of Cash,
They Drank it Happily n left.

NEXT DAY HEADLINE-
The Sperm Bank Robbed ..

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Aaloo

3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye...

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari...

Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai..
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Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi...

Toh usne do laat maari fhir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marneke baad

Santa zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai 

 kya??

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Wah Wah ...

SHAYARI BY THIEF..

Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka Maar Diya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai....

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Gang Rape

Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye Aur
Usko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag Gaye,

Ladki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi:-
“Kutto Kamino, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega“.....


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When Opportunity knocks, USE IT..

Man with goes to bank & demands money ..
Once he is given money, he turns to a customer & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?
Man : 'Yes, I did'.
Robber shoots him in the head.
He turns to a couple & asks d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'
man said 'No sir, but my wife did...

When Opportunity knocks, USE IT..


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Ladki Ban ja

Ek Daaku (Lady Se):
Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De
De.. ??
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Lady:"Le, Ye Le
Payal Le,
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Jhumke Le,
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Chudi Le,
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Chain Le,
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Long Le,
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Sab Le Le. ...... Aur
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ye sab pehan kr Ladki Ban Jaa
Saaale Kutte..
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Daaku:"Sorry Yaar, Tu To
Emotional Ho Gayi.


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Maa kasam insaniyat pe se vishvas he uth gya...

1 chor ghar me chori karne k lia gya...
Tijore pe likha tha todne ki zarurat
nhi h button dabao khul jayege...
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Jaise he button dabaya police aa gye.....
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Chor-maa kasam insaniyat pe se vishvas he uth gya...


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Samajhdar

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha..
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya..

Maal udhar rakh kar bola "Kal aake le jaoonga.."
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Dusre din gaya Maal vahan nahin tha..

Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahi janta..
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
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Chor Bola:" isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga.."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.."

Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..

Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde.. Main
nahin bataunga.. 

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