Showing posts with label COMPUTER. Show all posts
Showing posts with label COMPUTER. Show all posts

Life before Computer: .

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room..
-Application was something written in paper..
-Mouse was an animal..
-Keyboard was a Piano..
-File was a important office material..
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with
Glue..
-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.. 




Apple and Galaxy

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Yesterday I Named
My Wifi

“Hack If You Can”
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Today When I Woke Up
It was
Changed to

“Challenge Accepted !!!"


Gender of a Computer...?

Gender of a Computer...?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won hands down.