Kapil Dev...

Reporter:
Sir aaj aapka Birthday hai?

Kapil Dev:
Ye toh nhi keh sakte ki aaj mera birthday hai par itna jarur keh sakte hai ki paida aaj hi hua tha.

Visa..

Jalandhar aur
Chandigarh mei toh bhikhari bhi yahi
dua dete hain, 'tera KANNEDDA ka
visa lag jaega, 10 rs dede...'

Collage Bunk

IIN Student1: Bhai aaj college bunk karien?

IIN Student2: Haan.. chal apna phone band kar lete hain..!! 

Red Lebel

Function Overloading in OOPS:

Mummy: Red label leke aa
Kid : chota ya bada packet?

Daddy : Red Label leke aa
Kid : Quarter ya half?

How Long ???????

Boy : Are you married?
Girl : Yes
Boy : How long? 
Girl : 8 inches
Boy : 
Girl :
Boy : How long have you been married?
Girl : Oh, 2 years 

Dahej

Dad:BETA Sasuralwale Ghadi De To Suit Mang Lena!
.
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Scooter de to CAR,Dukan De To Makan Mang lena.
.
.

Beta-agar LADKI De To Uski Maa Manglu? 

corrupt

BJP : Congress is corrupt
Congress : BJP is corrupt
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt
Me: The porn video I downloaded is corrupt.

Pathan In School

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha.

Tight Security

 Our society Watchman Was Drinking On Duty.

I Asked Him :
Why?

He Replied-
"Security Must Be Tight..."

The rest is history ...........

Aadmi ne Rediffmail banaya, Ymail banaya, Gmail banaya, AOL mail banaya, Hotmail banaya

Aurat ne BLACKMAIL banaya

The rest is history  

Panipuri

Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke

Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!!!

*** HAVE FUN ***

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Janu

GF : Jaanu suno

BF : Haan baby

GF : Aaj main fast karungi

BF : Fast nahin slow karenge, mazaa usi mein hai :

Semester system

Teacher to Student: Semester system ke faayade batao?

Student: Sir faayado ka toh kuch pata nahi, Lekin BEZZATTI saal mein do baar ho jati hai 

visfotak saamagri

Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai.

Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:

breakups............

The Chinese are such calm people, never get upset after breakups............



They know that they will find an exactly same looking partner within minutes 

Ashiq

Girl :- Kya tum mere ashiq ho
Boy :- Ha
Girl :- To phir apni sari proprty mere naam kro or uske baad mere liye apni jaan de do
Boy Main tera ashiq hu aashiqui 2 ka hero nahi........!!!!

Poo.......

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

Aag Lagana

Wife : We women are equally capable as men. Tell one department where we are not working?
Husband, after lot of head scratching : Fire Brigade
Wife, laughing : That we have purposely left. Hamara kaam hai aag lagana, Na ki aag bujhana.

Girls are the best

A Guy Picked Up For A Date

Guy: “Why Are You Wearing Your Belt Around Your Knee?”

Girl: “I Promised My Mother That I Wouldn’t Let You Touch Me Below My Belt?“

Nepali

A watchman from Nepal said to the bungalow owner, "Saab Syria ka badshah
mar gaya"
Owner watched all the news channels but found no such news. Ek ghante baad
Bahar bageeche mein gaya tab pata chala ki
"Chidiya ka bacha mar gaya"😬