CHULBULE CHUTKULE: Pappu vs Teacher

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Nek Kaam

Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kaam Kiya Hai..?
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Pappu : Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
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Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!

Kasam

Pappu Ki Ladkio Se Pange Lene Ki Adat Se Sab Dukhi The

Aur Roj Usko Galiya Padti Thhi.

To Uske Principal Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Tujhe Bhagwan Ke Aage

Kasam Khani Hogi Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tang Nahi Karunga.

Principal Usko School Ke Ander Bane Mandir Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola.

Principal: “Chal Ab Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Kha”

Pappu Bhi Harami Thha, Dimag Mein Idea Aya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Main Kasam Khata Hun Ki Aaj Ke Bad Har Ladki Ko Apni Maa Samjhunga”

Aur Ye Bol Ke Dheere Se Bola, Jo Principal Sun Na Saka.

Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki

Kutta

Teacher: Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nhi Krta??

Pappu : Miss use Bhala Kya Zarort Shadi Ki..
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wo To Pehle Kutton wali Zindagi Guzaar raha hota hai..

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Pappu Ka Exan

Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?

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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai.

Pappu the Topper

Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer..

PAPPU KI FEES MAAFI LETTER

Fees maafi k liye application:

To,
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees
k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart haargaya.
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k sath l chakkar hai, par
unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend

Mind Reading

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahe..

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Microsoft Products

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
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Samy:
MS Excel..
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Johny:
MS Word..
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Tom:
MS Powerpoint..
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Papu:
After thinking a lot..
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MS Dhoni..

Badla

Pappu court mein judge se:-

Aaj tak meri itni insult nai hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!!!
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Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Pappu:- Badla!!!!!!!!!

Pappu in Jungle....

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
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Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
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Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
"Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
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Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"

Parchi

Pappu ka ek aur Chalak Incident..

Pappu Ka Exam Chal Raha Tha
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Teacher Bahut Strict Thi
Nakal Marne Ka Koi Mouka Nahi De Rahi Thi..
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Pappu Ne Ek Parchi Teacher Ko Di,
To Teacher Pura Exam Kursi Par Baithi Rahi.
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Sabne Khub Nakal Mari
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Bachone Pucha:" Tune Aisa
Kya Likha Tha Parchi Mein
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Pappu Ne Likha Tha:
Aapki Salwar Piche Se Fati Hai...

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See more blogs :

Lord Shiva

Lord Hanuman
Download Devotional Bhajans / Mantra / Aarti Etc

Jalaram bapa

Lord Ganesha
Funny Things
Indian God Wallpaper
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Paise

Pappu : mom, tum blouse me paise q rakhti ho ?
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mom : taki tumare papa ko pata na chale
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pappu : mom, aap bhi na,
bechare papa roz kamwali k blouse me dundhte rehte hai

Thanks God

Pappu went to museum
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There he broke a statue..
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Officer: You have broke a 200 years old
statue
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Pappu: Thank God!!...
Mere ko laga naya tha...

Khana

Pappu ki saas uske ghar aayi thin ,
Raat ko dinner krte hue
Pappu apni patni se - aaj khana
tumhari maa ne bnaya hai na?
Patni (khush ho kar) - ha boht
achha bna hain na ?
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Pappu - aisa kuchh nhi ,
roz khane me kale baal milte the ,
aaj safed baal mil rahe hain !! !

pappu bhagwan aur sher

Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

Sachhe dil se mango ...

Ek Bahut Hi khubsoorat pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi thi...
Madam - Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai...
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Haste Hue Bola...
Mam Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak,
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Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti...

Pappu in Fire Brigade

Pappu ko Fire brigade main naukari mil gayi
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Ek Lady ne call kiya : hello mere ghar par aag lagi hai
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Pappu : Apne Pani daala....??
Lady : Haa, par aag bujhi nahi...
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Pappu : pagal, fir hum aa kar kya karenge...????
Hum bhi to pani hi dalenge na...

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