Marwadi's life.

3 Stages of an marwadi's life. 
1. Janam 
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2. Dukaan 
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3. Maut

Difference..

What’s The Difference Between Hungry And Horny?

Superb Answer By Sunny Leone 

It Depends Where I Put The Carrot ?

literacy..

Height of "literacy" in Kerala:
A beggar was crying.
A policeman passing by asked him, 'What is the matter?'
Beggar: 
Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass

Student Love.....

When I want to fall in love with my books........
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My bed falls love wid me....
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And I believe that love the one who loves you..... 

ENglish Grammer

Teacher:
In English Grammar class....
"Siddhesh" doesn't take any interest in girls"
Tell me what is "Siddhesh" in this sentence...

Student :
"Gay"......

Wait for Wife...

Touching words by a Father!

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Dear Son,
If you think your Dad, Mom & Teacher are Strict

and unnecessarily harassing you...

Wait for your wife

ENGINEEER..

She :- Apan SHADI kab Karege? 💑
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Me:- Me ENGINEEER hone ke Baad.
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She :- Nahi karne ka To Direct Bolna

                                                                ENJOY SHAYRI 

Wife....

A survey found that 62% people want to party 7 times a week

Figure drastically dropped to 17% when words 'with wife' were added

& it dropped to 0.17% when words 'own wife' were added

ENJOY SHAYRI 

Shadi....

Manglu .dost KO 
Meine apni wife KO 12 th pass karwayee
Fir BA,Fir MA Fir uski sarkari job b lagwa k d abh batau aur KIA karu. 
Dost .abh koee acha sà ladka dekh k us ki shadi karde.

Kapil Dev...

Reporter:
Sir aaj aapka Birthday hai?

Kapil Dev:
Ye toh nhi keh sakte ki aaj mera birthday hai par itna jarur keh sakte hai ki paida aaj hi hua tha.

Visa..

Jalandhar aur
Chandigarh mei toh bhikhari bhi yahi
dua dete hain, 'tera KANNEDDA ka
visa lag jaega, 10 rs dede...'

Santa ki Wife

Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
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Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?

Dahej

Dad:BETA Sasuralwale Ghadi De To Suit Mang Lena!
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Scooter de to CAR,Dukan De To Makan Mang lena.
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Beta-agar LADKI De To Uski Maa Manglu? 

corrupt

BJP : Congress is corrupt
Congress : BJP is corrupt
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt
Me: The porn video I downloaded is corrupt.

Acche Insan

Duniya me achhe insaan ki talash me mat nikalna...🚶🚶🚶
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kyunki bahar thand bahot hai, aur main ghar par hi hu.

Tight Security

 Our society Watchman Was Drinking On Duty.

I Asked Him :
Why?

He Replied-
"Security Must Be Tight..."

Panipuri

Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke

Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!!!

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Best Line

A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:

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Do Not Disturb,

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I am Married and Already Disturbed. 

visfotak saamagri

Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai.

Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:

ABCD...

KG Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai !!
Boy: Meri chaddi me…!!!