CHULBULE CHUTKULE: Animal Jokes

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Parrot...

One Day Three Girls Are Walking On Road.

A Parrot Saw Them And Shouts: "Pink, Red, Blue"

Girls Knew That Are The Colors Of Their Panties

Next Day Girls Didn't Wear Panties And Crossed The Same Street

Parrot Shouts: "Shave, Trim, Curl"

Arrogant Cat..

Arrogant Cat..

Arrogant Cat ruin Sexy Lady Yoga pose.

Sher ki Shadi...

Jungle me Sher ki shaadi ho rahi thi,
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to achanak ek Chuha barat k agay nachne laga,
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Sher ne uss se kaha : Tum Q naach rahe ho?
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Chuha : Shadi se pehle me bhi Sher hua karta tha.

Kutta

Teacher: Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nhi Krta??

Pappu : Miss use Bhala Kya Zarort Shadi Ki..
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wo To Pehle Kutton wali Zindagi Guzaar raha hota hai..

pacman emoticon

Kutta TV

Agar kutto ka t.v pr 1 channel ho to socho usme serials k nam kuch aise honge :-

*Yahan main ghar ghar BHONKI

*KAAT KHANA sathiya

*Agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi kijo

*Main KUTIYA tere aangan ki

*Ye KUTTA kya kahlata hai

*Ek hajaro me meri kutiya h

*Afsar kutiya

*Is kutte ko kya naam du.

*Bade kutte lagto ho.

INDIA

A parrot in USA every morning used to say

'Wake up sir, time to go for work'

After few months,Man got transferred to India.

Now parrot says, 'Uth Lavde, Aaj Gand marwane nahi jaana ?

Figure

Ek Murghi market Gayi , Or kaha "Ek Anda Dena"

Salesman: "Tum anda khud Q nhi deti.

Murghi: MEra Husband khta he ...
"Janu 4 Rupee k Liye apna Figure mat kharab kro tum

Jungle me ek shikari ko shikar ni mila to wo muth
marne baith gya.
ek sher ne ye dekha to bhagte huye sare janwaro
se bola jisko apni jaan pyari hain bhaag jao.
lomdi boli kya hua?
sher bola main ek se ek shikari dekhe pr aisa
shikari nhi dekha jo itni chhoti gun ko 60-70 dafa
load kr chuka ho
pta ni sala ktne fire krega..

Bolta Popat

Outside a parrot's cage in a zoo on a board it's written :
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Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi...
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Santa decided to check this out..
He asked the parrot :"Who r u"?
Parrot : "I'm a parrot. "
Santa (in Hindi) : "Tum kaun ho"?
Parrot : "Main ek tota hun"..
Santa (this time in Punjabi) : "Tussi kaun O"?
Parrot : "Teri Maa Da Yaar...
Tenu ik vari samajh nahi Aundi... Tu khota te
main
tota..!!"

Red Bull

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NEW MODEL

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ZEBRA CROSSING

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chiku khane

Ek bar ek Chuha ped par chad gaya.
Monkey : ped par kyun aaya.
Chuha : are chiku khane aya hun yaar.
Monkey : Abe Ghonchu ye to Aam ka ped hai...
Chuha : Zindagi main ek baat yaad rakhna
Chutiye, majdoor ko khodna aur baap
ko Thokna mat sikha..
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Main Chiku sath lekar aaya hun.