Visa..

Jalandhar aur
Chandigarh mei toh bhikhari bhi yahi
dua dete hain, 'tera KANNEDDA ka
visa lag jaega, 10 rs dede...'

propose

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko propose karta hai___ do you love......
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Ladki : sakal dekhi hai apne isse accha toh main mar jaungi.......
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Bikhari : kamini mar jayegi par kisi gareeb ke
kaam nahi ayegi........

Roti

Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti
to tu bhi de sakta hai...

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Men VS Beggar

Beggar - Babuji khane ko kuch de do

Man - I'll give u vodka.


Beggar - babuji i dont drink.


Man - i will give u cigaratte .


Beggar - babuji mai smoke nahi karta

Man - i will take u to casino
Beggar - babuji i dont gamble.
Man - accha i will get u girlfriend.
Beggar - no babuji i only love my wife.
Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.
Beggar - why Babuji ??????
Man - i want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't drink, 
smoke, gamble and only love their wife.

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Petrol

Ek Bhikhari: Arey yaar ! Koi meri
CYCLE chura le gaya aur apni BIKE
yahan rakh gaya
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Dusra Bhikhari : Abe tu to Luut
gaya yaar ! Ye to PETROL se chalti hai

Maaf karo

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh
Mang ne Gaya,.

Andar Se Ek Chota sa BacchaAaya.
Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba"
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Baccha:" Main baba Nahi Beta Hoon”
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Beta"
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Baccha:“ Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Pappu beta"
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Baccha:“ Mera Poora Naam Pappu Rathore Hai"
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Bhikhari:“ Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta"
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Baccha:" Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai.. 

Sallu

Bandra beggars don't sleep at night.
Because thats the time Salman usually returns home! 

Hi Darling

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.

She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?

Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Height of Blackmail:

Height of Blackmail:
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A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,
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"Give me some Money otherwise I will Vote
for Congress again and make you sit
near me..."

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye
Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho..
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho

Blind

Husband : Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind ... ??

Wife : Didn't you hear his nice words about me?

Husband : No, what did he say ?

Wife : He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.

Husband : Oh, I see. He's really blind in that case !