Pappu V/S Mummy

Pappu: Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyu rakhti Ho ?

Mom: "Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale"

Pappu: "Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain"

Serve Hot

Pappu ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room
to serve Halwa to the guests.


Papu screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?


Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

Pappu to an Air Hostess:

Pappu to an Air Hostess:
Tumhara shakal Humare Biwi Se milta hai!"

Airhostess:
"Bakwas band kar kamine!"

Pappu:
"O terri...Zubaan bhi Milti!"

Nek Kaam

Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kaam Kiya Hai..?
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Pappu : Haan Sir..!
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Ek Bujurg Aram Se Ghar Jaa Raha Tha..!
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Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaya..!!

Kasam

Pappu Ki Ladkio Se Pange Lene Ki Adat Se Sab Dukhi The 

Aur Roj Usko Galiya Padti Thhi.

To Uske Principal Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Tujhe Bhagwan Ke Aage

Kasam Khani Hogi Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tang Nahi Karunga.

Principal Usko School Ke Ander Bane Mandir Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola.

Principal: “Chal Ab Bhagwan Ke Aage Kasam Kha”

Pappu Bhi Harami Thha, Dimag Mein Idea Aya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Main Kasam Khata Hun Ki Aaj Ke Bad Har Ladki Ko Apni Maa Samjhunga”

Aur Ye Bol Ke Dheere Se Bola, Jo Principal Sun Na Saka.

Apne Hone Wale Bachho Ki

Note 4 ..

Pappu went to mobile shop...
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Shopkeeper : konsa mobile dikhau?
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Pappu : Note 4 de de...
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Shopkeeper : Arey bhai lava wagera le lo, Note 4 samjh nahi aayega....
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Pappu : Nahi, Note 4 hi chahiye mujhe...
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Shopkeeper : Note 4 hi kyu?
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Pappu : us me kaan khujane k liye dandi bhi aati hai na.

Suji Hai ?

Pappu Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Pappu: "Suji Hai?"

Dukandar: "Haan"

Pappu: "To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke"

Aur Ye Kah Ke Vapis Aa Gaya

Agle Din Fir Usi Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: "Suji Hai?"

Dukandar Sochte Hue: "Nahi"

Pappu: "To Bhonsdi Ke, Dukaan Kya Gaand Marwane Ko Kholi Hai"

Pappu Rocks

Rilak Singh

Titanic

Titanic Jahaaz Doob Raha Tha.
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Apna Pappu bhi usi jahaaj me tha
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Ek Angrej Ne Pappu Se Poocha:
“Yahan Se Zameen Kitni Door Hai?”

Pappu: “4 Km.”
Angrej Ye Sunte Hi Samudar
Mein Kood Gya Aur Poocha: “Kis Taraf?”
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Pappu: “Niche Ki Taraf” tongue emoticon

100 Nimbu ki Shakti

PAPPU: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain,
aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab
kya karein? frown emoticon
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Golu : Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye
Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti he dal
de 2 boond.. tongue emoticon

Kutta

Teacher: Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nhi Krta?? 

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Pappu : Miss use Bhala Kya Zarort Shadi Ki.. 
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wo To Pehle Kutton wali Zindagi Guzaar raha hota hai.. 

pacman emoticon

Pahchan Koun ?

Pappu ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Larki se kaha... 
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Larki:Nahi.. 
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Pappu : Arey Main wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha. pacman emoticon

Pappu aur Uske Papa

Pappu:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun...
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Dad:- bolo..
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Pappu:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam
se 5 fake I'd banayi hain..
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas
lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??
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Pappu:- dad aap jis shristi sharma ko ek mahine
se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai..

Majak

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say
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Girl: Gussey se
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Pappu: fir theek hai...... warna main aisa mazaaq bardast nahi karta!

Accident

Ek Acident Huaa.
Bahut Bheed Jama Ho Gayi.
Pappu Ko Dekhne Ka Mauka Nahi Mil Raha Tha!
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Usne Bahut Koshish Ki,
Par Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekh Paya
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Pappu Dimaag Laga Kar Bola,
Ye Mera BAAP Hai.
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Bheed Pichhe Hati.
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Toh Dekha KUTTA Mara Pada Tha.

Pappu ka beta

Pappu Ka Dost Uske Ghar
Pehli Baar Gaya..!
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Yaar Pappu, Tera Ladka
Ekdam Tere Jaisa
Dikhta Hai..!!
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Pappu: Arey Saale Dheere
Bol Marwayega Kya...??
Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai,
Ghar Mein Khelne AyaHai...

Pappu Want Kiss

Pappu : I love u
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Ladki : I mein bi tumse pyar karti hoon,
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Pappu ek Kiss de do ,
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Ladki :nahi yeh sab shadi k baad
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Pappu: Theek hai fir mujhe shadi hote hi phone karna  

Pappu Ka Exan

Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?

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Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
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Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?
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Pappu fir chup raha
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Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho?
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Pappu is bar bhi chup
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Madam:- Kya hua? Kuch to batao kya bhul gye ?
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Pappu:- Abe! Chup kar meri ma!
Yaha mein Parchi galat le aya hu, or tujhe Pen-pencil, Roll num ki padi hai.

Pappu the Topper

Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer..