Gift...

Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur
muze ulta jawab nahi dega,
usko main Gift dungi..
Children: Lo kar lo baat is tarah to..
saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge!!

2 se 3 ho gaye

"Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
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Maa: Bolo beta.
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Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
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Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
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Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli."

DANGER KIDS.......

Kid - mom did u see me before i was born??
Mom - no i didn't..
Kid - then after i was born how did u know its me??
Mom shocked..

Moral - these type of kids become external examiners for viva..!!!

Ijjat Wali Family

Gharwale Ladki Ki Marzi Ke Bina Ladki Ki Shaadi Kar Rahe The…

Ladki Apni Maa Se: Mummy, Main Ye Shaadi Nahi Karungi Aur Agar Tumne Mujhse Zabardasti Ki To Main Ghar Se Bhaag Jaungi.

Maa (Rote Hue):
Beti Ye Kya Keh Rahi Hai, Maine Tere Baap Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki,
Teri Badi Behan Aur Teri Bhua Ne Bhi Bhaag Ke Shaadi Ki,
Tera Bhai Naukrani Ke Saath Bhaga Aur Teri Maasi Ne Sabzi Wale Ke Saath Bhaag Gayi,
Tera Chacha Dhobban Ke Saath Aur Uski Ladki Doodh Wale Ke Saath Bhag Gayi,
Aur To Aur Tera Baap Do Baar Padosan Ke Sath Bhaag Gaya
Aur Ab Tu Bhi Bhaag Jayegi To Iss Ghar Ki Kya Ijjat Reh Jayegi,
Beta Kuchh To Hamari Ijjat Ka Khayal Kar !!!

MAA

When I break a glass

Mom - haan sab kuch tod de. Kitchen bhi tod de, ghar bhi tod de, sab kuch tod de!

When mom breaks a glass

Mom - ye glass yahan kisne rakha tha?

Blackberry or an Apple.

Finally, 
I told my parents that :-

i want a Blackberry or an Apple.
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My Mother said:
“Ghar mein Mosambi rakhi hai, pehle woh khaa”   

Dil Ke Tukde Tukde Ho Gye

Hamare To Khwaab Uss Din Hi
Choor-
Choor Ho Gaye the Dosto...
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Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi Thi aur
Mummy Boli
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Jaa Beta "DIDI" Ke Liye"PAANI"Le Aa  :V 

Maa

Maa:"Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata ??
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Pappu:"Yo Mom Its Fashion
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Maa:"Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai or Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate
hai... :O:D

MOM

Stuff you ask your Mom 

Mum where's my towel
Mum what do we eat for dinner
Mum what time is it
Mum where's my phone
Mum when do you come back
Mum what day is it

Stuff you ask your dad:

Dad where is mum 

English Picture

Mummy: kahan gya tha ?
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Me: Wolvorine dekhne
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Mummy: ye kya hai ??o.O
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Me: English picture hai .
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Mummy: Jab dekho tab yahi
gandi gandi picture dekhta hai
nalayak !!

Rules for Dating

AAZADI

Mom: Beta,Ye photos dekh ?
Koi
pasand aaye to bta ?

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Me:Par Maa, Meri Dulhan to azaadi hai.

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Mom:(SLAPS) 
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Me: ye wali !!  

Study

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me..

But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies

But she Called me again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,

My exam is near plz

I want to Study , I want to Study

My Mom Slapped me and said

Stop Dreaming "Wake up n Study.."   

Mobile

Me : Main nahi kha raha yeh
khichdi
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Mom : Chup Chap Kha le :@
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. Me : bhookh ni h (goes into
room)
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Mom to dad : Aur leke do
mehenga mobile! .
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P.s. = according to mom,
mobile phones are the root
cause of every problem

Bahaduri

Bahaduri kya hai ???
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Der raat
Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao
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Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi ho
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Or
tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho   

Online Shopping

the only reason why indian mothers dont shop online is that they cant bargain

Aajkal mu Mummy

Aajkal mummy k favorite
dialogs..
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Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss
mobile Me..
ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar ghus ja
mobile k...
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Teri anguliya h ya machine?
Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
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rat k 2 bj rhe h, abi tk soya nhi
kya?
aji sunte ho..!!
Iski to shadi hi mobile se kra
dete h.. 

Made in India

Made in India

Nobody in the world can stop u from falling in love ...
But...???
2 Powerful weapons can do that... ;)
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Mummy's Chappal
Daddy's Belt
Exclusively Made in India.. :P :D

DP

Specially for over smarty
girls.........................
Kabhi apni mummy
ko bhi apni DP( display/ profile pic ) ke darshan
karao...........
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Jhaadhu maar maar ke sidha kar d engi