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रिक्शा वाले की लड़की सिल्वर मेडल लाई...

रिक्शा वाले का बेटा IAS बना..

रिक्शा वाले की बेटी के 99 परसेंट आये...

खबरें पढ़ पढ़ के बच्चे जिद कर रहे हैं  ,, पापा आप भी रिक्शा चलाया करो.......😢😲😯

Homework

Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says
, 'God, are you still in there?'

AIsh Kar

What girls do before lending notebooks:
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1. Time pe wapas de dena. 
2. Kho mat dena. 
3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena.
4. Kisi aur ko mat dena
5. Check karne do ki peeche kuch personal likha toh nahi hai.
6. Haan ab le jaao.
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What Boys do:;
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...-Jab apni submit karega tab meri bhi kar dio...  Aish kar jaa 

Height of respect-

Height of respect-
ham sirf ye soch kar paper khali chhod dete hai ,
ki kahi teacher ye na kahe:
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dekho ye bachhe badon ko jawab dete hai

Coffee Shop & Wine Shop...

SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
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STUDENT:-
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop.. !!

Modern dhamki

Modern dhamki:
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Teacher: Beta tumhare Test ka
result agaya hai
kal apne parents ko school
leker arahe ho ya facebook pe
tag kr k sab ko dikha du..!

Khandan..

Teacher:Tum Kis Khandan Se Ho ?
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Ladka:Janwaro Ke.
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Teacher:Kyu?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Or
Dadi Bandar Kehti Hai

MISS CALL..

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh...

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

Bird Flu..

Teacher: Kal School Kyo Nahi Aaye The
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Ladka: Bird Flu Tha
Teacher: Ye To Birds Me Hota Hai.
Ladka(gusse Se) : Aadmi Samjha Hi Kab Hai Aapne.??
Roz To Murga Bana Dete Ho.

More Teacher and Student Jokes

Dont challenge Engineers..

MBA to engineer Student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl..
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Engineer Student:" Yes Of Course!!
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MBA:" If u Can! I Will give u 1000Rs!
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Engg Student:" O.K Done!!
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Engineer Student gone to near that Girl &
Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
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Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)
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Engineer Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...
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Girl:" O.K Done!
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Engg Student Tightly Kissed her!
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Girl Soughted:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
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Engineer Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye
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Engineer Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA & give Rs 500 to that Girl....
Dont challenge engineers,they can do anything.

Good News..

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

Student Love.....

When I want to fall in love with my books........
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My bed falls love wid me....
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And I believe that love the one who loves you..... 

ENglish Grammer

Teacher:
In English Grammar class....
"Siddhesh" doesn't take any interest in girls"
Tell me what is "Siddhesh" in this sentence...

Student :
"Gay"......

LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR

LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR

I was in 12th heart emoticon
She was in 12th
I love her - she love me heart emoticon
I got MBBS
She got BBA

I was doing MBBS
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married

I m doing MD
She's d mother of 2 children unsure emoticon

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Her daughtr passd 10th,

I have joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Sala Commerce hi Lunga

ENJOY SHAYRI 

School Life.

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
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TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
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MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
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SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
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GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
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ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu
marti hai
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EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
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RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
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PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
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FAIL- Jag suna suna lage...

Package ??

 

Hamari New Generation!!!
Miss Ne KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha...
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi.
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Baccha:
...Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
To Kya Package Hai? 

Bhopali..

Madam – Surya ke paas kaunsa planet hai ?

Bhopali Student – Ek minute bata riya hoon …

Madam – Jaldi bataao ?

Bhopali Student – Bata riya hoon, Mar-Kyuun-Ree (Mercury) hai ?

Madam – Shabash, Baith jaao …

Naughty Boy..

Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one & writes:
‘jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga…

500 Ka Byaz...

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain..
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Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
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Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
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Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante..
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Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante