Joke

,My dad installed WhatsApp and texted me
'Oye Joke Bhej...!'

I replied 'abhi main padhai kar raha hoon, after some time---'

Dad Replies: 'Mast tha !!
Aur bhej...'

BRILLIANT INDIANS

In Japan, in a soap manufacturing company the soap blocks were made,
then wrapped in a wrapping paper automatically on an assembly conveyer belt
and finally packed in cartons...

Many a times it happened that the wrapping machine wrapped the paper without soap. i.e. you had an empty packet without soap.

To rectify this problem the Japanese company bought a X-ray scanner from the US for $60,000 to check on the assembly line whether the container contained soap and wasn't empty.

A similar problem happened at Nirma soaps, in Ahmedabad in INDIA.. Guess what they did????

They bought a bajaj fan costing around Rs.1500/- and placed it on the edge of the assembly line.
The empty wrappers, without soaps just blew away!!!

And You Say Japanese are Advanced in Technology.

We are
INCREDIBLY
BRILLIANT INDIANS

INSTALLING HUSBAND

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.
And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

What can I do?

Reply:

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful.
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam! 

BACHPAN

Bachpan me hm waha sona
pasand
karte the jahan se chand tare
nazar ate
the
AUR aj waha jahan
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charger ki pin lag sake... 

Sadest story ever...

Sadest story ever...

Wo roz kehti he ke mujhe apni tasvir MMS karo...

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E DOSt...

Us nadan ko ye kaise batau k mere paas

Nokia 1100 he...

Strange but True fact ;

Strange but True fact ;
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Duniya main ek saanp aisa bi hai
jo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hota hai
aur thodi dair baad khud ko
kaat k mar jata hai..
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Ye saanp"NOKIA"ki Games mai
paya jata hai 

Blackberry or an Apple.

Finally, 
I told my parents that :-

i want a Blackberry or an Apple.
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My Mother said:
“Ghar mein Mosambi rakhi hai, pehle woh khaa”   

Life before Computer: .

Life before Computer:
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-Window was a square hole in a room..
-Application was something written in paper..
-Mouse was an animal..
-Keyboard was a Piano..
-File was a important office material..
-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with
Glue..
-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.. 

Apple and Galaxy

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Call summaries:

Different types of Call summaries:

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Girl to boy!
miss call

Wife to Husband:
Not Responding

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Cell

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Mobile

Mummy kehti hai :
'phone off kar, neend aa jayegi'...
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Ab
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unhe kaun samjhaye k
bina phone ke neend nahi aati,
neend aur udd jati hai..  

Best Gane

The best game
you can play on your Android phone ,
is
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Chargung & Discharging

Hackers

Yesterday I Named
My Wifi

“Hack If You Can”
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Today When I Woke Up
It was
Changed to

“Challenge Accepted !!!"

Gang Rape

Aajkal mu Mummy

Aajkal mummy k favorite
dialogs..
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Bhgwan kre aag Lag jaye iss
mobile Me..
ghuss jaa, ghus jaa, aur andar ghus ja
mobile k...
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Teri anguliya h ya machine?
Pure din, tk tk, tk tk.
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rat k 2 bj rhe h, abi tk soya nhi
kya?
aji sunte ho..!!
Iski to shadi hi mobile se kra
dete h.. 

GANG RAPE

i phone 20

Gender of a Computer...?

Gender of a Computer...?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won hands down.