Translated In Hindi…!!!

Teacher to Santa :!!!!
She Is Kidding…Translated In Hindi…!!!
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Santa:
Woh Bachey De Rahi Hai !!

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Wo Listen Listen Likhti Rhi
Main Lesson Lesson Padhta Rha
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Wo Dream Dream Likhti Rhi
Main Drum Drum Padhta Rha
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Wo Call Me Call Me Likhti rhi
Main Kill Me Kill Me Padhta Rha
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Wo Date Date Likhti Rhi
Main Dot Dot Padhta Rha
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Wo Meet Meet Likhti Rhi
Main Mat Mat Padhta Rha
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Wo Love Me Love Me Likhti Rhi
Main Leave Me Leave Me Padhta Rha
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Wo Shadi Kr K Chali Gye
Our
Main Language Course Hi Krta Rha

Whats your name ?

BOY- Hey girl, whats your name?
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GIRL- Apne baap ko dhakka maaro.
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BOY- What do you mean?
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GIRL- PUSH PAA

Show me your testimonials

Santa: Interview kaisa hua?

Banta: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola... "Show me your testimonials."

Santa: Toh Phir?

Banta: Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon..

RIP English.....

will u marry me?

Boy - I fell in love wit u the minute i saw u.
will u marry me?
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Girl - Hindi me bol mujhe english nahi ati
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Boy - Aaj shayad barish hogi aisa lag raha hai behen

English accent

Customer- One veg burger please..

Shopkeeper- Sir, do you want me to vomit?

Customer- What !!

Shopkeeper- Shall I vomit sir..?

(30 seconds of looooong pause..)

Customer- Oh ya ya please.. please warm it..

Height of polished English accent.

ENglish Grammer

Teacher:
In English Grammar class....
"Siddhesh" doesn't take any interest in girls"
Tell me what is "Siddhesh" in this sentence...

Student :
"Gay"......

Punjab Di English...

A Punjabi woman in london talking in English to a Doctor about her sick child ….

My kaka is ill
ek week da.
Na eat da,
na sleep da ,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nale nak vi leak da…..!!

Spelling

Santa : Jaldi se ek Ambulance bhej dijiye. mere dost ko ek gadi ne takkar mar di hai. Uske naak se aur kan se khun bah rha hain. Shayad Uski tang bhi tut gai hai.

Operator : Aap Kis Jagah par hai ? Krupya Bata Dijiye.

Santa : Knot Palace me.

Operator : Aap mujhe spelling bata dijiye ? Aage se koi aawaj nahi aayi.

Operator : Sir Aap ko meri awaj aa rhi hain ? ( Dusri taraf se koi awaj nahi aai.)

Operator :  Sir Please , Jawab Dijiye ? Aap mujhe sun rahe hain?

Santa : Ha Ha Maaf Karna , Mujhe Knot Palace ka Spelling Nahi Aati thi ,
Isliye me use ghasitkar Minto Road par le aaya hu .
Aap minto Road ki Spelling Likho..

English and Indians

The English and we Indians always Contradict...

English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...

English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai...

English: Rain rain go away
Marathi: Yere yere pawsa...

...and the most striking of all,

English: As wise as an owl...
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...

English da Siyapaaaa !!!

English da Siyapaaaa !!!

In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.
Santa went to TC & complained:THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD

What Happened ?

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R.I.P. English

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Santa ki English

Interviewer: Let me check ur english
tell me d opposite of good.?
Santa: Bad…….

Interviewer: Come
Santa: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Santa: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI??????????
Santa: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Santa: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Santa: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Santa: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Santa: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Santa: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Santa: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Santa: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrr rr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Santa: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Santa: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra ra… hayo rabba!! 

See you

Santa ki modern wife ne use office
jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha.
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'see you in the evening'
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Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga
kameeni,
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dhamki apne baap ko dena

RIP ENGLISH

Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of New Delhi (or elsewhere)? 

Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo! 

What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai? 

You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mut banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee.

Check this out, man! ----- * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * Hey Sundari; kyaa pak raha hai?

Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

And the best one is.....

General Body Meeting.... ----- *Saamanya Shaaririk Milan

C ya folks... -----(Dekhte hain doston) &

Keep in touch...... ----- (Chhoote Raho.....)

Iam

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 
MILLIE: I is... 
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' 

Spell

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I Love this child) 

English

Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya
Usne English Me Baat Karne Ki Sochi.
Aur Bola-English Chalti Hai Na ?
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Preeto Sharmate Hue-
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Soda Sath Ho To Desi Bhi Chalti hai.