Showing posts with label Engineers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engineers. Show all posts

Semester Pattern

1 Engineer ne apne 6 month baby ki birthday
party rakhi thi Kisi ne pucha:
6 month baby ka b'day kaise ??
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Engineer:" hum semester pattern follow karte hai...

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Engineer

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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Pyar kya hota hai.. ??

Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..
Dekho
Ladka= Cement
Ladki= Rait
Love= Pani
Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..
Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ??


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Dont challenge Engineers..

MBA to engineer Student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl..
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Engineer Student:" Yes Of Course!!
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MBA:" If u Can! I Will give u 1000Rs!
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Engg Student:" O.K Done!!
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Engineer Student gone to near that Girl &
Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you!
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Girl:" Impossible n (laugh)
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Engineer Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki...
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Girl:" O.K Done!
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Engg Student Tightly Kissed her!
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Girl Soughted:" you Cheat me!
You Can not kiss me without touching me!
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Engineer Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye
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Engineer Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA & give Rs 500 to that Girl....
Dont challenge engineers,they can do anything.

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Sab Se Mushkil Kaam..

Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..


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Engineer


3 log Marne ke baad Swarg ke Darwaje par pahuche...
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1st bola - Me Pujari hu maine aapki Zindagi Bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do... 
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God - Next... :-|
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2nd - Me Doctor Hu... Maine Zindagi bhar Logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do...
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God - Next... :-|
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3rd - Mein Engineer hun.
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God - Bas kar Pagle Rulayega kya, tune sari Zindagi narak me Guzari hai, chal andar aaja!

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ENGINEEER..



She :- Apan SHADI kab Karege? 💑
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Me:- Me ENGINEEER hone ke Baad.
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She :- Nahi karne ka To Direct Bolna
                                                                ENJOY SHAYRI 
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Engineer Become Doctor

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass out.....so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Engineer:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor : I've lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back...

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Love Letter

Engineer:" Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
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.Friend:" Kyon ???
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Engineer:" 15 page ka love letter bheja tha

Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..

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Package..

4 saal Engineering karne ke baad , 
ye ehsaas hua, Ghalib, 

k apne hi hostel ke bahar chai-maggi ka thela laga lete

toh aaj package zyada hota...  
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Engineers...

Pogo joke 18+

4 Girls Take Lift In A Car Full Of Engineers.

Since No Place, They Sit On Boys Lap,

Grl1-R U Ece Engnr?

By-Hw Did U Knw?

Grl1-Ur Tower Is Communicating With My Unreachable Area.

Grl2-R U Computer Engr?

By-hw Dd U Knw?

Grl2-Ur Pendrive Is Tring 2
Connct With My Usb Drive.

Grl3-R U Mechanical Engr?

By-hw Dd U Knw?

Grl3-ur Piston Is Tring 2 Move In My Cylinder.

Grl4-R U Civil Engnr?

By-Hw Dd U Knw?

Grl4-Ur Dam Had Broken N
It Flooded My Village.
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LOVE SONG BY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

LOVE SONG BY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
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Engineer

3 log Marne ke baad Swarg ke
Darwaje par pahuche...

1st bola - Me Pujari hu maine aapki Zindagi Bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do...

God - Next...

2nd - Me Doctor Hu... Maine Zindagi bhar Logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do...

God - Next...

3rd - Mein Engineer hun....

God - Bas kar Pagle Rulayega kya, tune sari Zindagi narak me Guzari hai, chal andar aaja...  
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Engineering student ka dard

Engineering student ka dard..
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Wo ye bol kar hume chhod gayi dosto....
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatam nahii hote, tum pyar
kya Ghanta karoge..  
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F1

A Computer Engineer was sinking
in a river...
He was continuously crying " F1...
F1..."
but
no one was understandwhat he is
speaking...
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(In Computers, F1 means 'help' )
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Engineers cant b Terrorists:

6 Reasons y Engineers cant b Terrorists:

1) v r always late n v'l Miss d Flight
Which Should be Hijacked...

2) With free Food and Drinks on
Plane, we will forget why We are there...

3) v'll fight over each other for a
Pic with d hostages n Airhostess.

4) v cant keep a secret. V'll tell
Everyone a Week before doing it.

5) v always talk Loudly & bring
Attention to Ourselves.

6) v'll postpone d Mission Bcoz of cricket
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Engineering

Naukar- Sahab,
aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi jaisa lagta hai,
kya khilate ho?

.Malik- Nalayak,
wo kutta nahi
mera beta hai.

Engineering kar raha hai
aur
aaj- kal Exams chal rahe...
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