Showing posts with label FUNNY QUOTE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY QUOTE. Show all posts

Shahjahan

"Shahjahan" tha bevakuf

Jo banaya itna mahanga
TAAJ,

TAAJ ki jagah ugaata
PYAAJ.

Aur rakhta utne paise bank me aaj,

To itna aata byaaj ki.....
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Roz aati nayi "Mumtaaj"

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Dil Jalta Hai

Insan Ka Dil,
Sabse Jyada Kab Jalta Hai?
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Jab Aap iPHONE original mobile lekar baithe ho,
Aur koi aakar kahe,

China ka hai na..
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Welcome to The Planet Earth

Welcome to The Planet Earth
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1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is costly.

2) Where loosing a PHONE is more painful than loosing your VIRGINITY.

3) Where if don't CHEAT on partner, you're not SHARP and SMART.

4) Where BATHROOMS have become a Photo STUDIO.

5) Where getting a Galaxy phone is greater than achieving
a Bsc. DEGREE.

6) Where YAHOO boys have brighter future than GRADUATES..

7) Where is better to lose our families only to please the devil
Where lies are turned into reality

Where nowadays ladies fear for pregnancy more than HIV

9) Where pizza delivery z faster than an emergency response

10) Where people fear of thieves and robbers than fear
God the Savior.....


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formality

The "Smoking Kills" warning
on cigarette packs is like
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girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" 

- nothing more than a formality  

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THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY

THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY

E.g. 1 
Good: Your wife isn't talkin to you. 
Bad: She wants divorce. 
Ugly: She is a lawyer!.

E.g. 2
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you!.

E.g. 3
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find porn mms in his cell.
Ugly: You are in it!.

E.g. 4
Good: Your wife and you agree to have no more kids.
Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has it!.

E.g. 5
Good: You start telling your children about sex as they are becoming mature.
Bad: They keep interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections!

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Royal

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal
paint lagaye to ghar
rangeen dikhta he.
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. Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!.
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Romantic

Unhone hamara imtehan lene k liye kaha apni jaan de do..
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Fir kya tha
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Humne khushi khushi
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Keh diya..
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GHANTA.

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Sim cards and marriages...



Sim cards and marriages...

1.AIRCEL- Love Marriage,
2.RELIENCE- ArrangedMarriage,

3.AIRTEL- Love failure &Marriage with another person.
4.IDEA- No Marriage,

5.DOCOMO- marriage with cute person,
6.VODAFONE - love &arranged,

7.Uninor - 2 time marriage,
8.VIDEOCON- Marriage with super
Person,

9.BSNL- Marriage in police station 

Wats yours... ??? 

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN AND WOMEN HAPPY

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes. —


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Not Addicted

I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it
whenI have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time..
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Truth

Truth

The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when
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Biscuit falls into Tea due to over dipping:-S
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Intelligent


Murgi 🐓 anda 🐣 deti hai & cow 🐂 doodh 🍼 deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho...
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nahi pata?
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Ans - DUKANDAR
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Intelligent 😎 hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !

                   


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Truth

Million dollar Truth:

Wife is CUTE only till the time she's MUTE

Husband is HONEY only till he's dolling out the MONEY
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Great Confusion:

Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?😈
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During exam:

Funny moments of the students..
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During exam:"
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya...
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Classroom

If classroom is not a place to sleep
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Then home is also not a place to study
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Cell

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8 BAATE, 8 BAATO Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...

8 BAATE, 8 BAATO Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
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SORRY:" GALTI Ko.
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DUKH:" ZINDAGI Ko.
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GUSSA:" RISHTE Ko.
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JHUTH:" VISHWAS Ko.
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SATH:" GAM Ko.
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DHOKHA:" PYAAR Ko.
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FACEBOOK:" CAREER Ko. .
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WHATSAPP:" TIME Ko
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Thomas Baba

I m a great fan of thomas edison because of his one quote
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Tomorrow is my exam but i dont care because a
single sheet of paper cant decide my future
Thomas baba ki jai ho
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LAW

Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.. 
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