Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live?

Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says
, 'God, are you still in there?'

Translated In Hindi…!!!

Teacher to Santa :!!!!
She Is Kidding…Translated In Hindi…!!!
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Santa:
Woh Bachey De Rahi Hai !!

Height of respect-

Height of respect-
ham sirf ye soch kar paper khali chhod dete hai ,
ki kahi teacher ye na kahe:
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dekho ye bachhe badon ko jawab dete hai

Coffee Shop & Wine Shop...

SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
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STUDENT:-
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop.. !!

Modern dhamki

Modern dhamki:
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Teacher: Beta tumhare Test ka
result agaya hai
kal apne parents ko school
leker arahe ho ya facebook pe
tag kr k sab ko dikha du..!

Khandan..

Teacher:Tum Kis Khandan Se Ho ?
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Ladka:Janwaro Ke.
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Teacher:Kyu?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe Ullu Ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada Ji Sher Ka Beta Or
Dadi Bandar Kehti Hai

MISS CALL..

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh...

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

Bird Flu..

Teacher: Kal School Kyo Nahi Aaye The
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Ladka: Bird Flu Tha
Teacher: Ye To Birds Me Hota Hai.
Ladka(gusse Se) : Aadmi Samjha Hi Kab Hai Aapne.??
Roz To Murga Bana Dete Ho.

More Teacher and Student Jokes

School Master.

Ek school master gaon mein ek aurat ke ghar uski choot marne ghus jata hai.

aurat ka pati dekh leta hai aur master ki khoob daba ke gand marta hai.master ke chillane ki awaj bahar na jae islea aurat dhol bajana shuru kar deti hai.
master gand marwa ke bhaag jata hai.kuch dino baad wahi master apne dost ke sath kahi ja raha hota hai ke tabhi dhol bajne ki awaj aati hai.master ka dost kehta ke koi shadi hai chalo chal ke dekhte hai.to master gand pe hath rakh ke bolta hai

"madarchod koi shadi nai ho rahi.kisi master ki gand maari ja rahi hai

ENglish Grammer

Teacher:
In English Grammar class....
"Siddhesh" doesn't take any interest in girls"
Tell me what is "Siddhesh" in this sentence...

Student :
"Gay"......

Package ??

 

Hamari New Generation!!!
Miss Ne KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha...
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi.
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Baccha:
...Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
To Kya Package Hai? 

Bhopali..

Madam – Surya ke paas kaunsa planet hai ?

Bhopali Student – Ek minute bata riya hoon …

Madam – Jaldi bataao ?

Bhopali Student – Bata riya hoon, Mar-Kyuun-Ree (Mercury) hai ?

Madam – Shabash, Baith jaao …

500 Ka Byaz...

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain..
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Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
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Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
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Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante..
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Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante

Badmash Baccha....

Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
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Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
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Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain."

Teacher VS Maa

Teacher ka darja Maa se jyada hota hai
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Kyo ki Maa Apni Godh me sirf 1 bache ko sulati hai
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Lekin teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai

PHD

Teacher : Nade ko English me Kya Kahte hain ?
Indian Student : PHD
Teacher : Kya . Woh Kese ???
Indian Student : Payjama Holding Device
Teacher Behosh..............

Students

Teacher to Student - what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?.

Student - jimbak doomba amba dandi boomba.

Teacher - i didn't get you.
Student - same here babes.. same here!

Pyaar

Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha..
Principal: what is this????
Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza raha tha...! 

Pathan In School

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha.

01 Dozen

Teacher : How many mango is equal to 1 dozen???? 😐

Student : 6 girls

Teacher : Get out...BC