CHULBULE CHUTKULE: Girls

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Find a good job

To find a good job in Good Company boy Need 100% Talent

And Girl need Only 04% Talent

and Rest

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36 + 24+ 36 = 96 %

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone,
so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!

Valentine special

Valentine special-
Girl to shopkeeper : Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!
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Girl : Theek hai 200 de do

Engineer

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

Kiss

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

New Methods To Propose..!!

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
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Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
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Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!!
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!!

Padhi likhi ladki....

Padhi likhi ladki se flirt karne ka
nuksaan bas yeh hota hai
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ki uska har message ka matlab
Google karke dekhna padhta hai.

AIsh Kar

What girls do before lending notebooks:
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1. Time pe wapas de dena.
2. Kho mat dena.
3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena.
4. Kisi aur ko mat dena
5. Check karne do ki peeche kuch personal likha toh nahi hai.
6. Haan ab le jaao.
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What Boys do:;
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...-Jab apni submit karega tab meri bhi kar dio... Aish kar jaa

Pyar kya hota hai.. ??

Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..

Dekho

Ladka= Cement

Ladki= Rait

Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ??

Keep Me In Your Brain...

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,

AAP VS MODI

Girl: Tum mujhe AAP mat bulao, Tum bulao, mujhe acha lagega

Boy : You too hate AAP, even I'm a Modi fan

Girl: Go away.. You'll die virgin

Whats your name ?

BOY- Hey girl, whats your name?
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GIRL- Apne baap ko dhakka maaro.
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BOY- What do you mean?
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GIRL- PUSH PAA

Ladkiyo ka Ruthana

Kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya
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Chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain...??
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Kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kahahai k...
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"Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai"

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug
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Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..
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Girl:" Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya ??
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Boy:" nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
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Girl:"To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kar raha hai..

2 Types of Girls

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,
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1st : BORING
2nd : INTERSTING
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BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.. grin emoticon
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INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
Jaan-bujh kar UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..

Reactions Of A Girl....

Reactions Of A Girl Without Having Boyfriend :
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1) Main Nahi Padti In Chakkaro Me..!! :|
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2) Gharwale Important Hain Aur Unke Saamne Boyfriend Kuch Bhi Nahi..!!smile emoticon
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3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!! :|
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Same Girl After Having Boyfriend :
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1) Yaar Pata Nahi Kaise Ho Gaya Pyaar, Uske Siway Kuch Nahi Dikhta Ab Mujhe..!!
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2) Gharwalon Ko Manana Padega Kaise Bhi, I Can't Leave Him..!! :¡
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3) Wo Baaki Ladkon Ki Tarah Nahi Hai, He Loves Me Alot..!!