CHULBULE CHUTKULE: MOBILE

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Free WI - FI

Ek ladki roz jab college se ghar aati toh
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ek ladke ko apne ghar ke bahar khada dekhti..
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Aisa roz hota tha even pura 1 saal beet gaya
aur woh ladka roz usko apne ghar
ke saamne nazar ata..
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Woh kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup
chaap kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi
apne mobile phone ko dekhta..
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Ladki ko yakeen hone laga ke ladka
usse pyaar karta hai..
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Ladki ne apne ghar walo ko bataya.
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Gharwalo ko ladka pasand aa gaya.
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Gaav se bhi bade buzurg aa gaye.
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Ek din ladki ne himmat karke uske
paas jaake bol diya ke
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tum 1 saal se aise mere ghar ke bahar khade
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rehte ho to hume pata chal gaya hai
ki tum mujhse bahot pyar karte ho.
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Main bhi tumse shaadi karne k liye ready hu.'
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Ladka darr gaya aur fauran bola -

Maaf karna behenji.
actually aapke ghar ke
wi-fi pe password nahi hai..
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Main to free mein data use karne aata hoon.

INN Drop out

Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho?
Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun
Chintu: Kya?
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya,
Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye,
Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun!

Note 4 ..

Pappu went to mobile shop...
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Shopkeeper : konsa mobile dikhau?
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Pappu : Note 4 de de...
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Shopkeeper : Arey bhai lava wagera le lo, Note 4 samjh nahi aayega....
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Pappu : Nahi, Note 4 hi chahiye mujhe...
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Shopkeeper : Note 4 hi kyu?
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Pappu : us me kaan khujane k liye dandi bhi aati hai na.

Tension..

Hamari Generation Ko
Sabse Zyaada
Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
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Exams Mein.. ??
Nahi
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Results Mein ??
Nahi
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur
Mobile Aas Paas Na Ho Tab.

Aur ???

SRK: Aadmi ka sar sirf 3 logon ke saamne jhukta hai

Rani:Kaun?

SRK:Maa , Durga maa aur

Rani:Aur?

SRK:Smartphone ke aage, tu feeling mat le.

Selfie ka Fayda..

Selfie ka Bhi ek fayda hai
Dost - Ha Bhai Abhi hospital me hu thoda Late ayuga
Me - Acha tob Ek Selfie Le le aur dikha devil emoticon
Frnd - Ha re sorry jhut Bola tha abhi Ghar se nikla hu

Types of People...

There are two types of people who can't sleep early at night :-
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1. Those who are in Love
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2. Those who have good internet connection..

Mobile Network..

Sim cards and marriages...

Sim cards and marriages...

1.AIRCEL- Love Marriage,
2.RELIENCE- ArrangedMarriage,

3.AIRTEL- Love failure &Marriage with another person.
4.IDEA- No Marriage,

5.DOCOMO- marriage with cute person,
6.VODAFONE - love &arranged,

7.Uninor - 2 time marriage,
8.VIDEOCON- Marriage with super
Person,

9.BSNL- Marriage in police station

Wats yours... ???