Raja ka Hamshakal

Ek raja tha...

1 din mukhbir ne raja ko bataya "sarakar bilkul apki shakal ka 1 dhobi apke rajya me rahta hai"

Raja ne aadesh diya, usse bulaya jaye.

Dhobi darbar me hazir hota hai.

Raja dhobi ko dekhkar muskuraya aur puchha
"kya pahle kabhi tumhari mata ji darbar me kaam karti thi?"

Dhobi "Nahi sarkar ! Abba huzur karte they."

Bechara Naukar

Maalik Gusse Se Chillata Hua Naukar Ko Bola.
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Maalik: “Tum Bathroom Mein Sidha Guss Aye, Kya Tumhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Main Naha Raha Hun?”
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Naukar Ghabrate Hue Bola: “Saab Ji Galti Ho Gayi,
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Main Samjha Tha
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Ki Madam Naha Rahi Hai“

Nepali

A watchman from Nepal said to the bungalow owner, "Saab Syria ka badshah
mar gaya"
Owner watched all the news channels but found no such news. Ek ghante baad
Bahar bageeche mein gaya tab pata chala ki
"Chidiya ka bacha mar gaya"😬