Naino Mein Sapna

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Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)

Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)

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Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)

Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo...

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Gabbar Singh

Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay.

1. Jo Darr Gaya - Samjho Mar Gaya!
Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business.

2. Kitne Admi The..??
It's important to know the competition and its size. He understood that even a small team can make a difference.
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3. Arey O Sambha, Kitna Inaam Rakhe Hai Sarkar Hum Par ?
Know your market value. Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always.
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4. Goli 6 Aur Aadmi 3! 
Create an illusion where his insubordinate had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene.  

Moral - Perform or perish.
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5. Le Ab Goli Kha
Sometimes in the interest of the organisation you have to take hard and unpopular decisions.... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees.
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6. Yeh Ramgarh Waale Apni Betiyon Ko Kaunsi Chakki Ka Aata Khilate Hai Re.
Market research is important to understand value propositions!
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7. Yeh Haath Mujhey Dedey Thakur.
Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them.
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8. Holi Kab Hai, Kab Hai Holi ?
Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals.

Ladkiyo ka Ruthana

Kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya
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Chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain...??
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Kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kahahai k...
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"Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai"

Aur ???

SRK: Aadmi ka sar sirf 3 logon ke saamne jhukta hai

Rani:Kaun?

SRK:Maa , Durga maa aur

Rani:Aur?

SRK:Smartphone ke aage, tu feeling mat le.

BAJIRAO SINGHAM….

GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu
Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi,
Na tere jane ka gum….
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum,
Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM….

Height of Photoshop

Can't sit...

Dad: son, we need to talk.
Karan Johar;"Why?"

Dad: "You're at an age when you'd be having sex."
Karan Johar; "I've had sex, dad"

Dad; Oh great! Come sit, let's talk.
Karan Johar; "Can't sit"

Ek chutki Sindoor....

Watching TV

When watching tv with parents....

Utv movies- jism 2
B4U - murder
Set max- dirty picture
ZEE - ragini mms...

Advertisements..
-Sunny leone's Manforce condom
-wildstone deo woo women
-sexy girl advertising for bra...

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Me when watching tv alone...

UTV movies- Ghar sansar...
Set max- sooryavansham
Zee-Vivah
B4U- Hum aapke hain kaun...

Advertisement
-champa agarbatti
-prestige cooker
-surya bulbs... 

Hug

Why Ayesha Takia n Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?

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Because they don't know each other!

But I like the way U think" grin emoticon grin emoticon

Height of Insult:

Height of Insult:

Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:
Have you heard that song 'Suno na sangemarmar'??

Sonam: Yeah, too good song.

Sunny: Next two lines are for you 'Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare'

The Changing Times

The Changing Times

1970-1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar.
1985- 2010 = Sunny means Deol.
2010- 2025 = Sunny means Leone. 
Kaam teeno ka ek hi hai.....thukaai...bas tareeke alag alag hain

Ashiq

Girl :- Kya tum mere ashiq ho
Boy :- Ha
Girl :- To phir apni sari proprty mere naam kro or uske baad mere liye apni jaan de do
Boy Main tera ashiq hu aashiqui 2 ka hero nahi........!!!!

Sunny

Sanjay Leela Bhansali Was Explaining A Romantic Scene To His Actress Sunny Leone In His Upcoming Film

“Real Love Is, When Two People Are So Close That They See The World Together In One Direction…”

Sunny Leone: “Sorry To Interrupt You Sanjayji, But If I’m Not Wrong, You Are Explaining The Doggy Style, Right?” 

Ramleela

What my girlfriend learnt from
Ramleela -
Love is eternal.
We live or die,
love stays with us forever.
Love
binds us all...♥♥
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What I learnt from
Ramleela -
Ladki
tez ho toh pehli mulaqaat
me hi kiss
mil jata hai.,, 

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Gajini

Gajini 2-

1st scene-
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Amir Khan ka beta apna tifin box road
pr khol raha tha...

Why ?
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Wo dekh raha tha k
wo school ja rha hai ya school se aa rha hai... 

dabbang

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei…

Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hain..!! marks de to kahan?

Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.

Sir: Badtamiz!! kya bak rha hai?

Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?

Sir: nikal ja class se!

Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ansWr sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!   

Grand Masti

if The movie Madrass cafe is on "rajiv ghandhi"

Satyagraha is "anna hazare "
And 

Rajneeti is basd on "soniya gandhi"

Then grand masti is on Asaaram bapu  

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AAROHI

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Katrina ki coffee

Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira,
usne wo pee li.
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Tabhi Machchar ka baap katrina k kaan k
pass
aake kuch kaha
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aur
katrina behosh ho gayi...
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Usne kaha tha : Tumhare petme mera
bacha
hai....