Kiss ka Masmas...

Mom: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?

Son: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Kiya.

Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Honge.

Son: Kaam Wali Aunty Ko Kaun Se Tables Aate Hain!

Package ??

 

Hamari New Generation!!!
Miss Ne KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha...
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi.
...
Baccha:
...Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
To Kya Package Hai? 

Teacher VS Maa

Teacher ka darja Maa se jyada hota hai
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Kyo ki Maa Apni Godh me sirf 1 bache ko sulati hai
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Lekin teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai

Big Problem

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha..
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Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar diye...
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Frnd:" Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka:" Ale jo spech dene
jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...

"my deal brothels nd shistels"
toh mela to popu ho jayega na.

Sidhi baat No Bawkas.......

Rosy Aunty:" Beta Mummy Ghar Pe Hai kya ??
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Bachha Sprite Pite Huye:" Apko
Papa ke sath romance karna hai.. ???
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Aa jao Papa Ghar Pe Hai...
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Sidhi baat No Bawkas.......

GAL FLEND

Ek k.g class ka ladka apni class me baitha tha..
.
Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki
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usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan
band kar diye...
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Frnd:" Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka:" Ale jo spech dene
jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...
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my deal brothels nd shistels"
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toh mela to popu ho jayega na

*** HAVE FUN ***

KIDS V/S FATHER

KID FAILS IN EXAM
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat
Kehna…!

Son:
Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A ‘School Test’
Not A “DNA” Test…! 

Collage Shocks, Primary Rocks

Collage Boy:
"A Chote Ek Chocolate Khilaunga
Kya Apne Didi Ka Number Dega.. ??
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3rd Std Boy:
"Tujhe Ek Beer Peelaunga,
Ye Luv Leter Jaake
Apni Choti Behen Ko Dega.. ??
Collage Shocks, Primary Rocks

AAJ KAL KE BACCHE

Naukrani se Bartan toot gya

Malkin ki awaaz aayi - "Haramzaadi" ye kya kiya tune?

Bcha - Mumma ye "Haramzaadi" kya hota he?

Maa(ye sochte hue ki bcha gaali na seekh jae) islie keh diya - "Sehatmand"

Agle din fir ek or bartan toot gya

Maalkin ne fir se gaali di - "Kameeni" fir tod diya tune..

Bcha - Mumma ye "Kameeni" kya hota he?

Maa - "Kamzor"
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1 din bche ki maa ki frnd beemar ho gyi to bcha apni maa k saath aunty ko dekhne gya.. Dekhkr kehne lga.

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Maa aunty pehle kitni "Haramzaadi" hua krti thi.. pr ab to "Kameeni" hoti ja rhi he..

Cute Answer

School mein admission ke liye interview:

Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?
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Cute answer....
Boy : jo mummy bolti hai 

BACCHE

Husband: janu 1 kisi kar lu ?

wife: nahi .

husb: saree la dunga

wife:bilkul nahi ..

husband: jwellery la dunga..
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wife: ek bar bola na nahi..
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Pass me soya hua beta bola
"MERI LE LO,, CYCLE LA DENA"   

Insult

Solid Insult Ek bacha park mai bench pe betha or
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha. Pas bethi 1 Aurat boli:Jo zada metha
khane wale jaldi mar jatay hai.
Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age
106 saal thi.
Aurat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi...!!!!Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi....!

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Samajhdar Beta

Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???.....DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga......Bacha:" Basss,,

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isi Darrse Mein Fail ho gya...

KIDS

A Kid Shouted In BANK:-
"Did Anyone Lose A Bundle Of Currency Notes That's Tied Wid A
Red Rubber Band?" .

Many Hands Raised .

Kid: Here's That

Rubber Band :

What is Girl friend

Little boy : Mom, what is a girlfriend ?

Mom : if you are a good boy, you will get one when you're older

Little boy : what if I'm a bad boy..

Mom : you will get many 

Ajj Kuch Tufani karte hain

New generation kids...

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.

Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.

"Chutiyaa kabutar nikaalega.."

Funny Theeth

Bal Batman

Kids Zone

Kid To A Pregnant Girl At Bus Stop: What Are You Expecting.?

Girl Says: "A Bus"..

Kid Turns To His Mate And Says: Wow.. This Bitch Got Screwed By A Transformers