Big Problem

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha..
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Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar diye...
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Frnd:" Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka:" Ale jo spech dene
jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...

"my deal brothels nd shistels"
toh mela to popu ho jayega na.