Adults

Doctor to Pregnant Girl:
Ye
Kaise hua ?
Girl:
Mom Dad film
dekhne gaye thhe aur Boyfriend
ghar aaya thha
Doctor:
Tum
kyun nahin gayi ?
Girl:
Adult
film thi na....  

Advice to Male youngsters:

Advice to Male youngsters:

If you want to change the country do it now,
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because once you get married,

you can't even change the TV channel!  

Kiss Liye ?

Dad:" Itni Raat ko Kaha gaye the.. ??
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Beta:" apni gf se mil ne..
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Dad:" Kiss liye..
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Beta:" haan papa..
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Dad:" Nalayak mai puch raha hu kiss liye.. ??
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Beta:" haan papa bahut Sare liye.. 

papa shock - beta Rocks..

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Woodland

Boy :"Mein tumse bahat pyar krta hu
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Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
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Boy :"Q ?
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Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
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Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs tu pat ja  

Kalyug ki Aulad

Dad:"Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana.
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Son:"Nahi launga....
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2nd Son:"Rehne do Dad Ye To
Hai Hi batmeez,
Aap Khud lelo,
aur Mere Liye bhi 1 Glass Lete
aana...  

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Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal
sakti hu
angaro se naha sakti hu.
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Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa
sakti ho.
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Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai
kitni tez hai.

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Cell

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Aaj ka Zamana

Aaj ke zamane me,

ek khubsurat
Ladki ke single
hone ke utne hi chances hai
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jitne Rahul gandhi ke PM banane ke.. Lol 

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Mobile

Mummy kehti hai :
'phone off kar, neend aa jayegi'...
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Ab
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unhe kaun samjhaye k
bina phone ke neend nahi aati,
neend aur udd jati hai..  

KIDS

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next
generation
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. They'll have parents
Who know how to check "Last call duration",
"Sent msgs" ,
And "browser history"   :

SAMAY SARNI

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Breakup

Yeh kaisa yug aa gya h...
Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart..
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Sala mujhe toh samjh nhi ata h inke heart kaun
todta h.. Micky Mouse ya Donald Duck...

New Generation ka Tension

Hamari GeneratiOn ko sab se zyada tention
kab hoti hai ?????
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Exams mein ?????
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Results mein ????
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Nahiiiiii
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Jab soo kar utho aur Mobile Aas-Pass Na Ho..:o :p :D

Teenage Girl