Santa Qabristan Me..

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The

BSNL..

*BSNL Customer Care*

Me: Internet bohat slow chal raha hai

Customer Care Man:
Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho

Race competition.....

Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bahaut Acha Hai Kitney ka Liya ?
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Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta Hai.🏃
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Girl: Wow,, Race Me Kitne Log The?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala aur Mai.

For Sher o Shayri click on below link

www.shayrikidukan.blogspot.in

Sale ne pakad liya

TTE

Old But Faadu Joke 

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha

"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiyega,agar main na jagu to
jabardasti utaar
dijiyega..

Mujhe subah interview dena hai.."
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Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha!
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Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki galiyaa dene laga..
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Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
gaaliyaan de raha hai aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai..
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TTE:" Main ye soch raha hu ki..
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utaar
diya hai Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha
hoga...  

Aaloo

3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye...

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari...

Pappu bola: bow bow.... Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Billu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai..
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Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi...

Toh usne do laat maari fhir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marneke baad

Santa zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai 

kya??

Maa kasam insaniyat pe se vishvas he uth gya...

1 chor ghar me chori karne k lia gya...
Tijore pe likha tha todne ki zarurat
nhi h button dabao khul jayege...
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Jaise he button dabaya police aa gye.....
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Chor-maa kasam insaniyat pe se vishvas he uth gya...