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Gabbar Singh


Gabbar Singh was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay.
1. Jo Darr Gaya - Samjho Mar Gaya!
Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business.
2. Kitne Admi The..??
It's important to know the competition and its size. He understood that even a small team can make a difference.
3. Arey O Sambha, Kitna Inaam Rakhe Hai Sarkar Hum Par ?
Know your market value. Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always.
4. Goli 6 Aur Aadmi 3! 
Create an illusion where his insubordinate had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene.  
Moral - Perform or perish.
5. Le Ab Goli Kha
Sometimes in the interest of the organisation you have to take hard and unpopular decisions.... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees.
6. Yeh Ramgarh Waale Apni Betiyon Ko Kaunsi Chakki Ka Aata Khilate Hai Re.
Market research is important to understand value propositions!
7. Yeh Haath Mujhey Dedey Thakur.
Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them.
8. Holi Kab Hai, Kab Hai Holi ?
Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals.


Girlfriend ka pyasa

Girlfriend ka pyasa
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Boy to girl- mai aapse friendship
karna chahta hu...
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Girl- meri sagai ho chuki hai
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Boy- to behan ban k apni kisi saheli
se baat karwa de.. 



Ladkiyo ka Ruthana

Kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya
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Chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain...??
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Kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kahahai k...
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"Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai"



Loot..

At cinema: How much for popcorns?
250 only ma'am.
Cool. Two buckets.
At market: Dhaniya kaisa diya?
20 madam.
LOOT MACHA RAKHI HAI TUMNE.


New Definition of "KISS"

Definition of "KISS" from an educational point of view. kiss emoticon
MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing for
which the DEMAND is always higher
than the SUPPLY...!
PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process
of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...!
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in
which 2 bodies are connected
without any DATA CABLE...!




Aawashyak suchna...

Aawashyak suchna...
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Barish ka mousam hai....
" Vaahan Chaalan" aur "Naari Darshan",
ek sath naa kare,
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Iss Chakkar me Bhagwan darshan bhi ho skte hai.


Hurt..

Whenever someone hurts u , don't cry.
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Remember it takes 49 muscles to CRY
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And 12 muscles to SMILE..
But only
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6 muscles to give a SLAP
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. Save energy aur "DE GHUMA KE EK"



Types of People...

There are two types of people who can't sleep early at night :-
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1. Those who are in Love
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2. Those who have good internet connection..



No I'm Not a Doctor..

Flight me ek bachche ne 3 sikke nigal liye.
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Maa chillai – “koi mere bachche ko bachaao !”
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Ek aadmi daudkar aaya aur usne bachche ko aada, tirchha, thok-peet kar paise nikal diye.
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Maa – “thank you !! kya aap doctor hain ?
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Aadmi – “nahi ji, bank loan recovery agent hoon !!!



ATM...

Enters atm*
Guard- saab machine kharab hai
Me- ac to sahi hai na
Guard- haan magar...
Me- bas, bistar laga ke sone de ab


Chori..

Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
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Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
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Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa "




SAHUKAAR

Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye… 
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chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai… 
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tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..
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Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.



AUDI vs MARUTI

CEO of AUDI :
We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe."
CEO OF Maruti India :
We have Durga Maa and Babaji on the dashboard, Nimbu Mirch on bumper 
Tuti jutti tag on front number plate
and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror."
Hun bolo agge kuch 


Mars Mission

Reaction after india's succesful mars mission:-
Alia bhatt = Ab 'MARS' wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..
Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga...

Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah..
Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife's name
"MARS TINA HOTTERS".
Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities...
Geelani = We want Mars free from India...
Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..
Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada balaatkaar hote hai. Hamar media naahi batavat hai..
And the best statement comes from pakistan
Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lelenge....



100 Nimbu ki Shakti

PAPPU: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain,
aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab
kya karein? frown emoticon
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Golu : Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye
Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti he dal
de 2 boond.. tongue emoticon



Pahchan Koun ?

Pappu ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Larki se kaha... 
Aap ne pehchana Mujh ko?
Larki:Nahi.. 

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Pappu : Arey Main wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha. 
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Hug

Why Ayesha Takia n Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other?
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Because they don't know each other!
But I like the way U think" grin emoticon grin emoticon


corrupt

BJP : Congress is corrupt
Congress : BJP is corrupt
BJP & Congress : AAP is corrupt
Me: The porn video I downloaded is corrupt.