Samajhdar

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha..
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya..

Maal udhar rakh kar bola "Kal aake le jaoonga.."
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Dusre din gaya Maal vahan nahin tha..

Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahi janta..
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
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Chor Bola:" isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga.."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.."

Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..

Usne Dost se puchha
"Kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde.. Main
nahin bataunga..