A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting.
When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client: "I have some good news and some bad news."
The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news."
"Your wife invested $50,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $10 million."
"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day.
So what's the bad news?"
So what's the bad news?"
"The two pictures are of you with your secretary.."
