Girl : Dad! samney walon ka larka mujhy bohot tang karta hai..
Dad : Me usay police k hawalay karwata hun, taaki usay sakht saza milay..
Girl : No Dad! me to usay is se bhi sakht saza dena chahti hun,,
Dad : Kya..?
Girl sharmatay huway : Dad aap meri us se shadi ker dena..
Dad : Wah Beti! intaqam leny me tum bilkul apni Maa per gai ho
