Daru testing formula...

Daru testing formula
Drink 1st peg and check the photo of ur wife in ur wallet
Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing
Drink 3rd peg and recheck
Drink 4th peg and recheck.
If ur wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there
and there itself. These are indications that u hve consumed alchohol more
than ur normal capacity and its time to go home.
Statutory warning
If ur wife starts looking beautiful, sexy and innocent in the 1st peg
itself, than u r checking some one else's wallet.