Santa ki Biwi

Santa Banta Se Ek Din Dukhi Mann Se Bola

Santa: “Yaar Meri Ek Problem Hai,

Meri Biwi Mere Neeche Ke Baal Khinchti Rahti Hai.”

Banta: “Agar Tu Kahe To Main Tujhe
Ek Idea Du, Jisse Woh Tere Baal Kabhi Nahi Khinchegi”

Santa: “Woh Kya? Jaldi Bata Bhai”

Banta: “Jis Din Woh Tere Baal Kheeche.. Us Din Uski 2 Baar Age Se,

2 Baar Peeche Se, 2 Baar Khada Karke Achi Tarah Chudayi Kar.”

Santa: “Oye Tune Ye Saja Meri Biwi Ke
Liye Batai Hai Ya Mere Liye?“