MAN WILL BE MAN

Husband : Kaisi ho Janu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar lu?
Wife :Aur subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?
Itna hi pyar aa raha tha to ladai ki hi kyu subah subah?
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Husband : Silent..
(thinking ..
thinking..
thinking..)
Sala yeh to ghar ka number lag gaya.