Suhagraat ko Husband Lakhnavi andaaz me bola: 'Ijaazat hai?'
Biwi boli:
'Hum ne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya..... Aap to fir bhi apne hain.. Bismillah keejiye
Biwi boli:
'Hum ne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya..... Aap to fir bhi apne hain.. Bismillah keejiye
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Send this to every employee
BOSS- Suna Hai Tum Kavi Ho...
Kuch Sunao Yaar
Employee - "Gum-e-Ulfat me Jo Maar Rahe Ho Gaand Hamaari...
Jis Din Doosra Job Milega Uss Din Maa Chod Denge Tumhari"
Kuch Sunao Yaar
Employee - "Gum-e-Ulfat me Jo Maar Rahe Ho Gaand Hamaari...
Jis Din Doosra Job Milega Uss Din Maa Chod Denge Tumhari"
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Died Laughing...
Teacher: DHRITRASHTRA ke 100 Bete the.
PAANDAV ke sirf 5 Bete...
Aisa Kyon....?
Aisa Kyon....?
Santa: Sir, jinki aankhe hoti hai, unko aur bhi kaam hote hein....!
