Pappu in Train

Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha,
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai.
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Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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Aadmi darr k dusri jagah
baithgaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja chotu mujhe Baithna hai
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Papu:- abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne pappu ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??
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Pappu:- ji mai"Bimaar"hu.. 2din se tezz bukhar hai.......