Family At Dinner Table

A Family Was At The Dinner Table.
Son Asked His Father: “Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There?
Surprised Father Answered:
“Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs”
“In Her 20′s, A Woman’s Are Like Melons, Round And Firm”
“In Her 30′s To 40′s, They Are Like Pears, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit”
“After 50, They Are Like Onions”
Son: “Onions?”
Father: “Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry”
This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad. So D Daughter Asked Her Mom
Daughter: “How Many Kinds Of Penises Are There?”
The Mother Smiled And Answered
“Well Dear, A Man Goes Through Three Phases”
“In His 20′s, His Penis Is Like An Oak Tree, Mighty And Hard”
“In His 30′s And 40′s, It Is Like A Birch, Flexible But Reliable.”
“After His 50′s, It Is Like A Christmas Tree.”
Daughter: “A Christmas Tree?”
Mom: “Yes – The Tree Is Dead And The Balls Are Just For Decoration.“