A Girl's Prayer
Lord
Before I lay me dawn to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who knows I'm never wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
And knows how to reply to "How big's my behind?"
One who will make love to my body's a twitichin,
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen!
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the the d**khead you sent me instead !
Lord
Before I lay me dawn to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who knows I'm never wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
And knows how to reply to "How big's my behind?"
One who will make love to my body's a twitichin,
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen!
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the the d**khead you sent me instead !