An engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,
she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Engineer: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car
Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights,
which use light emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
hum gaadi dhoond lenge.!!
filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,
she went for shopping and still not reached home yet
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Engineer: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car
Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights,
which use light emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir,
hum gaadi dhoond lenge.!!