Santa Rocks

Santa Lucknow Ke
Kothe Pe Gaya Aur
Aunty Se Bola
Santa:“ Mujhe Rita Se Milna Hai..
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Aunty:“ Woh 1 Baar Ka 1000 Rs Leti Hai”
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Santa:“ Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Main De Dunga”

Santa Rita Ke sath s*X Ke 1000 De Deta Hai..
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Next Day Fir Rita K sath kar Ke 1000 De Deta Hai..
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3rd Day Fir Rita K sath so Ke 1000 De Deta Hai..
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Jab Vo Jaane Lagta Hai To Rita Puchti Hai..

Rita:“ Tum Mujhe Bahut Achhe Lage, Paise Ke Liye Koi Mol Bhav Nahi Kiya, Kaha Se Aaye Ho ??
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Santa:“ Ji, Punjab
Ludhiana Se”
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Rita:“ Ohh Waha To Meri Cousin (Bhai Ki Ladki) Bhi Rahti Hai”
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Santa:“ Haan, Usi Ne To Mujhe 3000 Rs Diye The Aur Kaha Tha Ki Tumhe De Du, Tumhe Chahiye Honge...  

Santa Rocks..