Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara All Dialogues
1. Pine ki capacity, Jine ki strength, Account ka
balance aur naam ka kauf kabhi bhi kam nhi hona
chahiye..
2. Mohobbat wo mohra hai jiski wajah se Bade bado
ko maat Mili hai…
3. Kiladi tha Ab pura Khel Hu!
4. Agar main hero
ban gaya toh pehchaan bura maan jaaegi.
5. Meter kitna bhi tej bhaag le, taxi se peeche hi rehta
hai.
6. Aadmi toh aurat ke hote hai, muje toh mard
chahiye.
7. Hero Hero kya hota hai, Pyar ke liye ladne wala
Dosti ke liye marne wala, Kismat se fakeer par
himmat se bhara hua, Sharif Admi!
8. Aur Villain wo jo sharafat ki umeed khud se bhi
nahi karta.
9. Mujhe acha banne ka showk nhi suna hai upar
wala ache logo ko bohot jald apne pas bula leta
hai…
10. Hero marne ke baad swarg jata hai aur Villian jite
ji Swarg pata hai..
11. Anjane me mujhse koi galti ho gyi to( Imran Khan ),
Tu apna bacha hai Aslam tere matam pe ek peg
extra lagaunga par tujhe marunga zarur( Akshay
Kumar ).
12. Dafn to sabne hona hai Ek din jite ji Dab gya to
jina mitti hai.
13. Har aate jate raste par likh do Yaha Kanoon ka ana
jana mana hai.
14. Agar main hero Ban gya to meri Pehchan bura
maan Jayegi.
15. Apni Dosti Tyre aur tube jaisi hai, hawa teri nikalti
hai baith main jata hu.
16. Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala, paneer uski ho
jaata hai
17. Sophie Choudry: Ye kaala chashma aap pe bahut
suit karta hai. muje kisi ne kaha tha mera future
bahut bright hai tab se ye kala chashma…
18. Peechli waali ne neeyat kharaab ki thi, ye toh
Raavan se bhi Ram Ram bulwaaegi
19. Bahut dino baad Mumbai ne muje apni baahon
mein bulaya hai, ab dekhna ye hai ki wo gale lagati
hai, ya gala kaat ti hai.
20. Tuje chaand la ke diya, toh baaki sab eid kaise
manaaenge, aur tuje taarein dilwa diye, toh chaand
akela pad jaaaega.
21. Bambai badal rahi hai, Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ki
tarah lag rahi hai.
22. Ye aakhein nahi khatarnaak ghaat hai – ek taraf
khaai hai, ek taraf pahaad hai, kahin fisal na jaana.
23. Kabhi toh insaan ki zindagi pe shak hota hai, bus
wahi nahi milta jispe haq hota hai.
24. Maa behan ki gaali theek hai, lekin tune muje
maara kaise.
25. Saale koi pehli baar hamare saath punye karne
chala hai, tu wahan bhi paap karne ki soch raha
hai.
26. Ladkiyaan jab roti hai toh bahut saare reasons hote
hai, lekin jab ek ladka rota hai toh wajah sirf ladki
hoti hai.
27. Ae ladki jitne tune roze nahi dekhe, utni maine
chaand raatein dekhi hai.
28. Bachpan se leke ab tak is shehar ne sab kuch diya
hai, par jab baat pyaar ki aayi toh sabne sotela
khada kar diya hai.
29. Meri shakal pe mat jaana, kehte hain mera dimaag
museum mein rakhne layak hai.
30. Logo ki itni buddayien mat lo ki log duaoon mein
bhi tumhari maut maange.
31. Galti karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta
chorta hai upar ka.
32. Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hun, lekin saaf
suthra rehne ki gandi aadat hai muje.
33. Ye jubaan ki chuppi pyaar ki puppy lene hi nai deti.
34. Pyaar bahut badi googly hota hai, pyaar se mil
jaae toh baadam. warna mungfali bhi nahi hota
hai.
35. Insaan ki zindagi ki swarg aurat banati hai, aur
swargwaasi bhi.
36. Main ek baar dhandhe ke paise chor sakta hun par
jeet ka maan nahi
37. Himmat ko aage badne ke liye paaron ki jarurat
nahi hoti.
38. Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ,sapno ke mehal
nahi.
39. In chamakte hue pathron ko dekh kar aurtein
galtiyaan maaf kar deti hai Shoaib nahi.
1. Pine ki capacity, Jine ki strength, Account ka
balance aur naam ka kauf kabhi bhi kam nhi hona
chahiye..
2. Mohobbat wo mohra hai jiski wajah se Bade bado
ko maat Mili hai…
3. Kiladi tha Ab pura Khel Hu!
4. Agar main hero
ban gaya toh pehchaan bura maan jaaegi.
5. Meter kitna bhi tej bhaag le, taxi se peeche hi rehta
hai.
6. Aadmi toh aurat ke hote hai, muje toh mard
chahiye.
7. Hero Hero kya hota hai, Pyar ke liye ladne wala
Dosti ke liye marne wala, Kismat se fakeer par
himmat se bhara hua, Sharif Admi!
8. Aur Villain wo jo sharafat ki umeed khud se bhi
nahi karta.
9. Mujhe acha banne ka showk nhi suna hai upar
wala ache logo ko bohot jald apne pas bula leta
hai…
10. Hero marne ke baad swarg jata hai aur Villian jite
ji Swarg pata hai..
11. Anjane me mujhse koi galti ho gyi to( Imran Khan ),
Tu apna bacha hai Aslam tere matam pe ek peg
extra lagaunga par tujhe marunga zarur( Akshay
Kumar ).
12. Dafn to sabne hona hai Ek din jite ji Dab gya to
jina mitti hai.
13. Har aate jate raste par likh do Yaha Kanoon ka ana
jana mana hai.
14. Agar main hero Ban gya to meri Pehchan bura
maan Jayegi.
15. Apni Dosti Tyre aur tube jaisi hai, hawa teri nikalti
hai baith main jata hu.
16. Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala, paneer uski ho
jaata hai
17. Sophie Choudry: Ye kaala chashma aap pe bahut
suit karta hai. muje kisi ne kaha tha mera future
bahut bright hai tab se ye kala chashma…
18. Peechli waali ne neeyat kharaab ki thi, ye toh
Raavan se bhi Ram Ram bulwaaegi
19. Bahut dino baad Mumbai ne muje apni baahon
mein bulaya hai, ab dekhna ye hai ki wo gale lagati
hai, ya gala kaat ti hai.
20. Tuje chaand la ke diya, toh baaki sab eid kaise
manaaenge, aur tuje taarein dilwa diye, toh chaand
akela pad jaaaega.
21. Bambai badal rahi hai, Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ki
tarah lag rahi hai.
22. Ye aakhein nahi khatarnaak ghaat hai – ek taraf
khaai hai, ek taraf pahaad hai, kahin fisal na jaana.
23. Kabhi toh insaan ki zindagi pe shak hota hai, bus
wahi nahi milta jispe haq hota hai.
24. Maa behan ki gaali theek hai, lekin tune muje
maara kaise.
25. Saale koi pehli baar hamare saath punye karne
chala hai, tu wahan bhi paap karne ki soch raha
hai.
26. Ladkiyaan jab roti hai toh bahut saare reasons hote
hai, lekin jab ek ladka rota hai toh wajah sirf ladki
hoti hai.
27. Ae ladki jitne tune roze nahi dekhe, utni maine
chaand raatein dekhi hai.
28. Bachpan se leke ab tak is shehar ne sab kuch diya
hai, par jab baat pyaar ki aayi toh sabne sotela
khada kar diya hai.
29. Meri shakal pe mat jaana, kehte hain mera dimaag
museum mein rakhne layak hai.
30. Logo ki itni buddayien mat lo ki log duaoon mein
bhi tumhari maut maange.
31. Galti karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta
chorta hai upar ka.
32. Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hun, lekin saaf
suthra rehne ki gandi aadat hai muje.
33. Ye jubaan ki chuppi pyaar ki puppy lene hi nai deti.
34. Pyaar bahut badi googly hota hai, pyaar se mil
jaae toh baadam. warna mungfali bhi nahi hota
hai.
35. Insaan ki zindagi ki swarg aurat banati hai, aur
swargwaasi bhi.
36. Main ek baar dhandhe ke paise chor sakta hun par
jeet ka maan nahi
37. Himmat ko aage badne ke liye paaron ki jarurat
nahi hoti.
38. Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ,sapno ke mehal
nahi.
39. In chamakte hue pathron ko dekh kar aurtein
galtiyaan maaf kar deti hai Shoaib nahi.