medical entrance exam

This has to b one of d best : Santa writing his medical entrance exam gives definitions as follows :
Antibody : Against everybody
Artery : Study of fine paintings
Genes : Blue denims
Hymen : Greeting to several males
Labour pain : Hurt at work
Liposuction : French kiss
Microbes : Small dressing gowns
Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards
Cat scan : Searching lost cat
Coma : Punctuation mark
Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria.