ILAZ

Ek baar ek honeymoon couple train main safar kar Raha tha.
Girl: Oh! Mera sir dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on forehead and asks: Ab kaisa lag Raha hai!
Girl: much better.

After some time
Girl: Mera shoulder Bahut dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on shoulder and asks :Ab kaisa lag Raha hai?
Girl: Very comfortable.

After some time
Girl: Mera knee Bahutu dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on knee and asks: Ab kaisa lag Raha hai?
girl:Much better.
Tumhari kiss main to jaadu hai!!!

An elderly man who was sitting opposite and watching all this got up from his seat and politely asked the boy:
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Beta, PILES ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya?