05 Rs. Petrol

Santa in bmw at Petrol
Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol
daal
do." . . . . .
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Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna
sara petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana
hai?" ;> . . . .. .
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.
.
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Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai
pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate
hai"