Terrible English

Terrible english by PT sir:
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle
middle talk?
3) you rotate the ground 4 times.
4) you go and understand the
tree.
5) I'll give you slap.
6) Bring your parents and your
mother and especially your
father.
7)Close the window airforce is
coming.
8)I have two daughters and both
are girls.
9) Stand in a straight circle.
&the best one...
10)Why Haircut not cut..?