A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued:
JOURNALIST:" How do you dete r mine to admit a patient or not ??
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DOCTOR:" Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top.. We then give a tea spoon, a glass cup and a bucket
to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub..
JOURNALIST:" Obviously a normal person
would use the BUCKET because it's bigger..
DOCTOR:" No, you're stupid! A normal person
would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this
idiot in Ward 7..
JOURNALIST:" How do you dete r mine to admit a patient or not ??
.
.
DOCTOR:" Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top.. We then give a tea spoon, a glass cup and a bucket
to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub..
JOURNALIST:" Obviously a normal person
would use the BUCKET because it's bigger..
DOCTOR:" No, you're stupid! A normal person
would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this
idiot in Ward 7..