ladies toilet - A guy in a hurry used da ladies?toilet in a posh hotel.. He sat down and noticed 4 buttons- WW,WA,PP and APR.
Curious! He pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it..
He pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF 2make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered..
He decided to press the last button APR...
He later woke up in da hospital, a nurse smiled and said, "Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on
u, it went for balls. Ur balls are in this jar."
MORALE: CURIOUSITY KILLS
