Bridge ka Tender

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
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Ek aadmi ne kaha, 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.
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Authorities ne puchha kaise??
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Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke.
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Pappu bola: 90 lakh mein bana dunga!!
Authorities ne pucha: Itnamahenga kyun??
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Pappu bola : 30 lakh mere, 30 lakh aapke.
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Authorities bole: Aur bridge kaun banayega??
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Pappu: Bridge us 30 lakh wale se banwayege
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Pappu got the tender.