A couple is on a plane in the
middle of the night, and it is dark
and quiet.
The woman says to her husband,
"Let's have sex right here."
The husband says, "You are crazy.
people will hear and see us."
"But everybody is asleep," claims
the wife, "I will prove it to you. I
will ask for water and you'll see
that nobody answers me and
nobody even hears what i'm
saying."
So the woman says in a low voice,
"Can I have some water please?"
But no one answers. So the
husband starts having sex with
her.
After the plane lands, a man runs
to the steward and says, "Quick,
give me water. I have been so
thirsty for the last 5 hours."
The steward gives him water and
asks him, "Why didn't you ask for
water during the flight?"
The guy says, "No way, a woman
two rows in front of me asked for
water and you won't believe what
they did to her!"
middle of the night, and it is dark
and quiet.
The woman says to her husband,
"Let's have sex right here."
The husband says, "You are crazy.
people will hear and see us."
"But everybody is asleep," claims
the wife, "I will prove it to you. I
will ask for water and you'll see
that nobody answers me and
nobody even hears what i'm
saying."
So the woman says in a low voice,
"Can I have some water please?"
But no one answers. So the
husband starts having sex with
her.
After the plane lands, a man runs
to the steward and says, "Quick,
give me water. I have been so
thirsty for the last 5 hours."
The steward gives him water and
asks him, "Why didn't you ask for
water during the flight?"
The guy says, "No way, a woman
two rows in front of me asked for
water and you won't believe what
they did to her!"