Seen at a faith healer's meeting ...
Girl : "My hand is paining since the last 3 months, Swami"
Faith healer: "God's will cure all," and kisses her hand ...
Another girl :"My neck has a crick since the last many years, Gurudev...it pains"
Faith healer: "God's will be done," and kisses the nape of her neck .....
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Old man: "Bhai ... I am suffering from piles .."
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Faith healer: "Ummm ... here's some vibhuti (holy ash) to apply there ..."
